You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2007 4:26:38 pm PDT #947 of 10001
brillig

My cat just said Mom.

Honest to God, I was ignoring his normal noises, then he said, "Ma-am." And he's staring right at me. Hubby heard it too, he turned around and said, "Did he just say Mom?" He has never made that noise before, it's outside his normal repertoire of noises. Honestly, he quacks.

If he develops an opposable thumb, I'm finished.


Laura - Aug 10, 2007 4:28:11 pm PDT #948 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hee. I don't want my cat to say Mom. I get enough of that already.


Laga - Aug 10, 2007 5:47:03 pm PDT #949 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I am convinced that (some) cats speak english. They're not supposed to but sometimes it slips out. Once my sister Meg said something to Annie the cat that she didn't hear and Annie said, "what?" when Meg said, "did you just say what?" Annie replied, "meee ow."


erikaj - Aug 10, 2007 5:59:55 pm PDT #950 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

A story for the Empress: Ok, so my brother was here just now talking about Edwards picking Howard Dean's campaign guy(which I knew vaguely, but really A. is much more about the nuts and bolts than I) and how so many of those guys are losers. I said "Toby Ziegler lost five campaigns before he and Bartlet found each other, and he wasn't a loser." And I was feeling all "Touche'" and shit for about a minute before I thought "That was a TV show, you idiot." FWIW...


Steph L. - Aug 10, 2007 6:03:04 pm PDT #951 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My cat just said Mom.

I've read this book before....


Laura - Aug 10, 2007 6:07:30 pm PDT #952 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hee. I totally understand. Haven't posted with you in about forever, Erika. My cousin that lives in Phoenix was visiting the other day and I came close to telling her I had a friend that lived there, then didn't want to try and explain since she just bought a computer and really wasn't ready. So how are you? A/C holding up?


erikaj - Aug 10, 2007 6:22:22 pm PDT #953 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, still glad I replaced that one two years ago, even if I'm in debt now. It's taken Mom a long time to get used to the weird cards with jokes she doesn't understand and drinking glasses and whatnot coming in the mail but now if she doesn't get it, it's a Buffista thing, so it's all good. Do you think I'd get on a List if I offered Trippi Ziegler-ma?


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2007 6:23:27 pm PDT #954 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Finally caught up and saw this:

And, for tommy and any other octopus fans, jewelry!

eta: [link]

Cool. Although for some reason I feel that necklace would best be worn by me with a black turtleneck and Andy Warhol whig.


Pix - Aug 10, 2007 7:39:14 pm PDT #955 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

meara, WOO HOO! I'm so happy for you!

Bourbon for amych, poor thing.

ETA: Laura, whine away. I hate when I lose my personal space, so I can understand why you're feeling put out by that situation.


vw bug - Aug 10, 2007 7:45:11 pm PDT #956 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I am now in Clarinda. Someone save me. Or send lots of alcohol. One of the two. Please!!!!