This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Oct 05, 2007 1:15:11 pm PDT #8710 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! You want work related insanity? Client just called to get directions for tomorrows class out in A-town. Coworker told her directions from a major highway. "Those directions don't work for me, can I have your number in case I get lost." Coworker explains that she can't give out the number for the cell phone the company doesn't pay for. So the client asks where coworker lives. "Uhm, [unspecified town about an hour away from class site]" "Oh well I live in [other unspecified town almost as far out], could you just pick me up on your way?" Coworker explains she can't do that. "Why won't you help me!?!?"

W to the T to the F, Dude.


d - Oct 05, 2007 1:20:39 pm PDT #8711 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Happy Anniversary, Nora & Tom!


beth b - Oct 05, 2007 1:31:02 pm PDT #8712 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Susan - get everything labeled (to the "right side of susan w's desk) To do list for monday including things like calling facilities manager on monday to re-request table. If your desk isn't moved - put tape on the floor where it is supposed to be. How you handle a screw up ( that is not your fault) makes your place in the team . This is the opportunity . Put yourself in the new bosses shoes. - what would rather- explanations or actions?


Laga - Oct 05, 2007 1:52:53 pm PDT #8713 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Guh I'm getting nowhere with the Amazon marketplace seller. I keep asking for the shipping information and all she tells me is, "As I said, I mailed to the address given to me by Amazon. I’m not sure why you haven’t received it yet." I'm not sure what my next step should be. Any suggestions?

edit: nebbermind. I finally found the claim form on Amazon.com

sooo... how 'bout them Packers?


Toddson - Oct 05, 2007 2:20:20 pm PDT #8714 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ND, if you want to be really evil, have the speakers in the trees play the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song. (me, I want a huuuuulaaaa hoooop).

earworm, anyone?


Laga - Oct 05, 2007 2:22:19 pm PDT #8715 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

well thank-you very much


Toddson - Oct 05, 2007 2:27:13 pm PDT #8716 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

mwahahaha

(it's almost 7:30 here and I'm STILL AT WORK, slaving over the next issue of our journal - misery DEMANDS company)


Laga - Oct 05, 2007 2:35:22 pm PDT #8717 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Ugh it's awful because what's in my head is the snippet of a soundtrack from some horror film and all I've got is the same part repeating over and over again on a slightly slower than normal speed. Oh god! I think it's from the scary christmas room ND stuck in the maze last year! My brain! Auuuuuugh!

in other news the Amazon Marketplace seller is now trying to get me to rescind my claim on the grounds that she has no control over the post office.


Glamcookie - Oct 05, 2007 2:46:53 pm PDT #8718 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy anniversary, Nora and Tom!

ION, read my LJ people! I need advice!


JZ - Oct 05, 2007 3:44:19 pm PDT #8719 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

GC, I'd say you have more than enough on your plate already.

ION, I am a fucking moron. I just lost our rent check. Better than that -- I lost the rent check somewhere in the 1 1/2 blocks between our front door and the mailbox. I was about to walk in the building door with Matilda, saw the unmailed check, told myself, It's okay, there's a mailbox right in front of that Thai place, walked to the mailbox, and... no check. The envelope was just gone. Retraced my steps, all one and a half blocks of them, and it's just completely gone. Down a storm drain, under a car, picked up by a passing stranger, no idea. So I had to call the bank to place a stop order on the check, which will cost us another $25.

I really, really despise myself right now. We need that $25 more than the bank ever will. We needed to get the rent mailed today. I fucked up both, in a block and a half. WTF is up with me? I am not a functioning adult lately, and I'm starting to scare myself.

Also, I am super-whingey and self-absorbed.

in other news the Amazon Marketplace seller is now trying to get me to rescind my claim on the grounds that she has no control over the post office.

Fine, as long as she refunds you in full. Otherwise, nuh and uh.