I can't get my right hand to my mouth.
As long as it doesn't know what your left hand is doing.
Man, just ascend already.
Willow ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Oct 03, 2007 2:35:52 pm PDT #8351 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sj - Oct 03, 2007 2:37:33 pm PDT #8352 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ginger, I'm sorry about the mummy hand. That sounds so uncomfortable.
Sean K - Oct 03, 2007 2:48:26 pm PDT #8353 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sorry to hear that, Aims. It sounds like somebody else fucked up in the hiring, and Joe gets to burn for it.
Sean K - Oct 03, 2007 2:53:25 pm PDT #8354 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
ION, can I say how much I loathe loathe loathe those stupid stick-figure family stickers with the names that people put on the back of their SUVs?
'Cuz guess what? Now I know the names, number and gender of all of your children. And many times, I also know your names and the name of your cat and/or dog. And I can probably find where you live from your license plate number.
"Hi, Tina. I'm a friend of your mom, Kathleen, and she sent me to pick you up from school because she had to take Fluffy to the vet. Get in the car and we'll go pick up your brothers, Tommy and Billy."
sj - Oct 03, 2007 2:57:15 pm PDT #8355 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I thought the same thing the first time I saw one of those, Sean.
WindSparrow - Oct 03, 2007 2:58:54 pm PDT #8356 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Yeah, Sean, now ya got me all creeped out.
Ugh, Laga. I wish peace for your family.
{{{{Miracleborns}}}}} Great new job~ma for Joe.
Atropa - Oct 03, 2007 2:59:10 pm PDT #8357 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I thought the same thing the first time I saw one of those, Sean.
Same here. I still can't believe that those things have caught on.
Amy - Oct 03, 2007 3:00:45 pm PDT #8358 of 10001
Because books.
It's like the first law of parenting now. You don't put your kid's name on his lunch box or backpack. You *don't* want strangers knowing his name.
People are stupid.
Sean K - Oct 03, 2007 3:04:07 pm PDT #8359 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Those things are like begging someone to snatch your kids.
I have occasionally thought about leaving a note on cars like that, but the parents would probably just get angry/sick the police on me, so I've never done it.
Laga - Oct 03, 2007 3:08:18 pm PDT #8360 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Once I saw that someone had drawn an extra stick figure in the dirt at the end and captioned it "Paco". Now I want to add Paco to every minivan I see so he'll be the Kilroy of "wash me" art.
My Mom seems to be taking her "birthday present" very well. She says this only confirms that we were right about Asshat and maybe this will help my sister see that he is Not a Good Person.