No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 03, 2007 4:25:22 am PDT #8248 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

The tools, united, shall never be defeated!

t points upward to new tag


Jars - Oct 03, 2007 4:26:32 am PDT #8249 of 10001

Tool is a very good word.

My friends and I have always said that in every relationship there's a tool and a bastard. In mine, I am the tool. The test, I think, is which person stays awake being uncomfortable so as not to wake the other person while wriggling? And which person tosses and turns, not considering at all that it might wake up the other person?


Emily - Oct 03, 2007 4:52:02 am PDT #8250 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Schlemiel, shlemazel...

Huh. Amazon is advertising Due South Season 3... with David Marciano on the cover. Um...


vw bug - Oct 03, 2007 4:54:32 am PDT #8251 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sounds like a must-have purchase, Emily.

Ok. I'm off. I probably won't have Internet access again until I get home at, oh, midnight tonight. I'll probaby have the shakes by then!

Thankfully, my schedule WILL calm down next week. I cannot wait, as this week is crazy!


Emily - Oct 03, 2007 4:55:47 am PDT #8252 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Sounds like a must-have purchase, Emily.

You think they remade the third season to go with the cover? That'd be interesting.

Also, I can't, like, marry Yo-Yo Ma, right? Just because he's so cool?


brenda m - Oct 03, 2007 4:58:13 am PDT #8253 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, I have that set. Marciano's picture is on all the discs and stuff too. You have to play them to get the CKR goodness.


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2007 4:58:56 am PDT #8254 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

t points upward to new tag

Woot! Go tools!

The test, I think, is which person stays awake being uncomfortable so as not to wake the other person while wriggling? And which person tosses and turns, not considering at all that it might wake up the other person?

Uh, what if you both sleep like the dead and neither one wakes the other one? (Though it's possible that The Boy and I are *both* tools. We're both GIANT DORKS -- does that count as "tool"?)


Ginger - Oct 03, 2007 5:02:47 am PDT #8255 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The test, I think, is which person stays awake being uncomfortable so as not to wake the other person while wriggling?

Based on my now-defunct marriage, I'd say the test is which person tiptoes around getting dressed in the dark if the other person doesn't have to get up yet versus which person turns on the lights and the radio. Tool = me; bastard = ex.

I have to go back to weeks of having a mummy arm today. Sigh.


Stephanie - Oct 03, 2007 5:08:05 am PDT #8256 of 10001
Trust my rage

I'd say the test is which person tiptoes around getting dressed in the dark if the other person doesn't have to get up yet versus which person turns on the lights and the radio

This is total bastard behavior. You should be considerate when people are sleeping in the BEDroom. It's a thing.


Jars - Oct 03, 2007 5:10:58 am PDT #8257 of 10001

I'd say the test is which person tiptoes around getting dressed in the dark if the other person doesn't have to get up yet versus which person turns on the lights and the radio

So true. Although that makes me the bastard this morning because I didn't have time to be quiet and careful, as I slept through the stupid alarm. Plus he does it to me all the time. Although he always makes sure not to wake me when he comes to bed after me, which is nice.