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Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 7:36:32 pm PDT #8213 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I hate my Sensei
I hate my Sensei
I hate my fucking Sensei

Nah, that's not true. I'm just never getting out of this bed again. Which is a bummer what with me having a Sensei to kill and all.

The first day in my new class went fine and hurt plenty and then I went and, foolishly it would appear, sat down with my classmate and got some dinner...

When I got off the stool my left leg BUCKLED. I caught myself on a neighboring stool. She's laughing. I'm laughing (and sort of screaming). Apparently we now have two forms of this leg: straight or bent. Switching between the two not so much.

I start swearing at her: fuck you! fuck you! fuck sensei lopez! fuck Lyman! fuck anyone ever named Schulmann

I'll just never move it again. Problem solved.

omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 8:14:56 pm PDT #8214 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Trudy, wanna borrow one of my crutches?

Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 8:22:31 pm PDT #8215 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Only if I can smack my sensei with it.

-t - Oct 02, 2007 8:23:57 pm PDT #8216 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sure you heard that Eastern Market was chosen as one of the 10 Superlative Neighborhoods in the US?

Hey, so was North Beach! Made me think of juliana to hear that.

Very exciting, Sean! Much~ma.

Glad you were able to recognise where you went wrong, Trudy (ie - sitting down and having dinner. Obviously where the problem is). Hope you are perambulatory again soon.

Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 8:29:03 pm PDT #8217 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm no fool, T (well, other than the sitting on a stool thing), I refilled my flexoril perscription yesterday.

I might be able to move tomorrow.

Maybe

Why was I so tired of being flabby and weak? Really, the "big fat girl watching her youth and vigor slide away" really was working for me.

omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 8:29:35 pm PDT #8218 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

sure, as long as y'all don't break it. I mean, they are aluminum... but... super sensei power and all. I'd hate to see the custom sticks broke.

Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 8:33:42 pm PDT #8219 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, he could probably shatter it with his thumb or something. But thanks for the offer.

any old-school wooden ones lying around?

omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 9:13:50 pm PDT #8220 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sorry Trudy. No old school wooden ones. Them things suck! Hope ya get your land legs back soon.

Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2007 9:20:30 pm PDT #8221 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It'll be fine. I'm just sort of surprised how tight they are and am dreading waking up tomorrow.

omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 9:46:47 pm PDT #8222 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

waking up is easy. It'll be getting out of bed that will hurt like a mo-fo! Might I suggest pushing off from the bed and keeping a hand on the dresser and walls as you make your way to the shower. Once their aim the shower head to the corner, that way the two walls can help stand ya up :P

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