We're taking a moment ... and we're done.

Oz ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Oct 02, 2007 1:50:06 pm PDT #8153 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh I don't know, Laga. I know my workday improves after a little carnage.


DavidS - Oct 02, 2007 1:51:13 pm PDT #8154 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also vote that Laga killing her coworkers would enliven my day. Do it!


Laga - Oct 02, 2007 1:53:29 pm PDT #8155 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The ones who really deserve death aren't here right now but I am doing my best to kill them long-distance with my brain.


Pix - Oct 02, 2007 1:57:55 pm PDT #8156 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

You have a mighty brain. I bet they're writhing in agony and have no idea why.


omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 1:58:25 pm PDT #8157 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: thumbs thru yellow pages to find good attorney for Laga ::


hippocampus - Oct 02, 2007 2:01:40 pm PDT #8158 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

(not to shadow omnis in any way, but - ) ::suggests 'the internet made me do it' as a defense::


omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 2:02:09 pm PDT #8159 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

um, so, hypothetically speaking here. (Knowing that Laga is far too sweet of a person to ACTUALLY kill anyone) If we jokingly encourage her to do it, and she snaps, does that make Bitches all guilty of conspiracy to murder? O dear dog. Think of all the harm/smiting we've encouraged?!

O, btw, Laga. If you got some brain power left, can you send some down the coast a bit and do your brain-killey-mojo-thingie on certain leading members of a company I work for (not wanting to say names, just in case). Shotgun approach works just fine, aim for the top!

;)


omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2007 2:03:12 pm PDT #8160 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

(not to shadow omnis in any way, but - ) ::suggests 'the internet made me do it' as a defense::

ooo, or "the voices on the screen told me to" defense


Laga - Oct 02, 2007 2:05:43 pm PDT #8161 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just found out, "I'll download the spreadsheet to location files so we can all work on it over the weekend and the Tuesday manager can double check it before sending it out" really means, "Liz will complete the entire thing on Tuesday."


Susan W. - Oct 02, 2007 2:07:12 pm PDT #8162 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

t vent

Argh! I thought that the one benefit of our crazy medical system was that if you have insurance, you don't have to wait around for treatment! Why is is that for anything more specialized than my primary care provider, just coming in for a preliminary evaluation takes anywhere from one to three MONTHS?!

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