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Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Oct 01, 2007 5:50:38 pm PDT #8072 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sassy do? Or Die, Die, My Darling?

And if the latter, Stephanie Powers or Tallulah Bankhead? (Note: If so, it better be Stephanie Powers.)

My brother and his wife held a day-after-the-wedding gift opening. Which I couldn't attend, having to fly back to DC that day because I had very little vacation time saved up.

I tend to be on the crass side with weddings and ask the bride where they're registered. (I've never been to a wedding where I didn't know the bride well, but if I did, I'd ask the groom or someone on the bride's side of the family or wedding party.)

Except for the time when the groom took the initiateive said (all but putting it in the wedding invitation), "No gifts. Your presence is gift enough." Which we took as his genuine opinion and not insincere "Oh, you shouldn't have" because (1) the wedding was in Ireland, which meant many of the guests spent quite a bit just to attend, and (2) this guy means it when he says such things. So the groom's family and friends spent the whole time trying to sneak off to pay the bill at each meal before anyone else could get to it first.

I succeeded on Friday at dinner, just for the record.


DavidS - Oct 01, 2007 5:53:41 pm PDT #8073 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was razored in the back, after it was...shelfed, I want to say. She also razored lightly through the top layers to get a messy, flippy voume thing going.

It's an excellent cut.

I have a hot box...of red dye! That is for after PT conferences tomorrow. I think it wil be some sassy-ass hair.

Too hot for words.


Hil R. - Oct 01, 2007 8:46:08 pm PDT #8074 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just got friended on Facebook by a guy I went out with once, a year or two ago. I've seen him a few times since then, at various stuff, but not for the past six months or so. And we've got no Facebook friends in common. Very odd.


megan walker - Oct 01, 2007 8:48:54 pm PDT #8075 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I just got friended on Facebook by a guy I went out with once, a year or two ago. I've seen him a few times since then, at various stuff, but not for the past six months or so. And we've got no Facebook friends in common. Very odd.

This is why I'm not on Facebook.


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2007 8:54:11 pm PDT #8076 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Krav students keep friending me. Ones whose names I never knew. I'm okay with social people tracking me down across the world. Students right there? They shouldn't be looking at my slightly silly hijinx.


BigDuluth - Oct 01, 2007 8:58:05 pm PDT #8077 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

I just got friended on Facebook by a guy I went out with once, a year or two ago. I've seen him a few times since then, at various stuff, but not for the past six months or so. And we've got no Facebook friends in common. Very odd.

Ignore that one and hope it goes away...


Polter-Cow - Oct 01, 2007 8:59:33 pm PDT #8078 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, ita, did you watch Traveler ? The creator made an extensive blog post detailing what the show would have been like if it hadn't been canceled, and he specifically mentioned that Will Traveler had been trained in krav maga.


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2007 9:39:38 pm PDT #8079 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Uh, no! Do you have a link, PC?


Polter-Cow - Oct 01, 2007 9:55:36 pm PDT #8080 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

[link]

Stephen was not the biggest kid in the bunch, so he had to learn to defend himself early. He was aided in this by his uncle, who moved to the small town when Stephen was 12. This uncle gave Stephen's mother money. Soon, they'd upgraded from a trailer park to a two-bedroom condo. This uncle also knew martial arts. He taught Stephen the fighting style of Krav Maga. And it was not long before young Stephen Mailer was the one to be feared on the playground.

There were a few scenes on the show of Will exhibiting some mad fighting skillz. I have no idea whether it was accurate krav or not.


Cass - Oct 01, 2007 10:26:23 pm PDT #8081 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Uh, no!
I might *koff* have the eps, if you want. I can burn the files to disk or upload them...