It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Sep 30, 2007 12:14:52 pm PDT #7820 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, I need to delegate some homework. Who wants to write a paper on the Parry-Lord Oral Theory as it relates to preaching performances of upland south white women preachers, and who wants to do Spanish? While you guys are working on those, I'll do some transcribing. Or work on a one-page response to the Social Security System. Or, maybe some Math and Democracy homework.


omnis_audis - Sep 30, 2007 12:19:25 pm PDT #7821 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Stink-war: Opening my front door for "fresh" Southern California air. Couldn't help but notice my neighbor must be cleaning as the scent of Lysol is POURING out his door.

it's now 30 minutes or so later... and the scent has clearly shifted. for the worse. How to say... it now smells shitty. Debating if it's worth the "fresh" air.

:: sigh ::


omnis_audis - Sep 30, 2007 12:21:37 pm PDT #7822 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

VW, mi español no es bien. Can't help with that one. And preachy papers, I think you wouldn't want my paper with your name on it. What's the math? I could do the transcribe. Ooo a paper on SSA! Only 1 page? Not enough to grind my axe with, but a start.

Good luck! Hope it's not all due tomorrow.


vw bug - Sep 30, 2007 12:30:23 pm PDT #7823 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Hope it's not all due tomorrow.
Nope. Some tomorrow. Some Tuesday. I like to get things done early!


erikaj - Sep 30, 2007 12:37:08 pm PDT #7824 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I just had somebody point out a mistake on my blog...I'm sure he doesn't have to take his viagra now. But I posted a correction and all that.


Pix - Sep 30, 2007 12:48:56 pm PDT #7825 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Sleeping black kittens are painfully cute. Especially when they're purring.


Liese S. - Sep 30, 2007 12:53:09 pm PDT #7826 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Aww. Take a picture! Then we can all see the cuteness, plus it's one of the photo scavenger hunt items this week!


Strix - Sep 30, 2007 12:53:23 pm PDT #7827 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, kitty!

Hey, I'll do your Spanish homework if you'll grade about 30 tests! C'mon -- some of it's matching and multiple choice.

I just got back from a quick run to the drugstore, and it started POURING. LIghtning, thunder, the works. I'm pretty drenched.


Trudy Booth - Sep 30, 2007 12:57:48 pm PDT #7828 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ah! IS that how the thread got its name?

Oh no. It came from a Spike quote:

Spike: What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you! She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her.
Buffy: That I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.
Spike: Yeah. You're one to talk.
Buffy: Meaning?
Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.


omnis_audis - Sep 30, 2007 1:03:37 pm PDT #7829 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

excellent research Trudy. But the envious muttering when someone gets laid is funnier ;)