Among my friends we have two pornified comments which are appended to phrases which are vaguely sexual in nature. Both peaked in the 90s so now their occasional reoccurrences are doubly funny for both unexpectedness and nostalgia. For mildly sexual inuendos, a simple, "ooh baby!" Most funny now when it comes from outside the room uttered by someone you didn't even realize was paying attention. For things that could be twisted in an expecially perverted manner only an, "and we all know how painful that can be!" will suffice.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Sep 28, 2007 10:23:59 am PDT #7619 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
DavidS - Sep 28, 2007 10:28:23 am PDT #7620 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Our standard porny-making suffix in high school was: That's what he/she said.
"God, this is hard!"
"That's what she said."
"I'd like a Polish sausage"
"That's what he said."
"We need a pump and some lube."
"That's what she said."
erikaj - Sep 28, 2007 10:33:26 am PDT #7621 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
And of course, there is Michael Scott's favorite "That's what he/she said." Which I lost interest in after hanging out with a bunch of crunchy granola spiritual types and having to explain that's what who said about what. I'm not their kind of liberal. Okay, not awful, only a little evil, just discouraged...it's just been a tough...half a decade or so, minus some bright spots. My father took my half-brother to Baltimore...to see the Hard Rock Cafe. I think that was the closest I ever came to calling him fucked-up to his face. Like you can't get overpriced HR burgers in Phoenix.ETA: That's what he said x-post. Ha! Well, that's the first time I ever did that with a married man!
DavidS - Sep 28, 2007 10:34:12 am PDT #7622 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And of course, there is Michael Scott's favorite "That's what he/she said."
Clearly my teenage self is Michael Scott.
erikaj - Sep 28, 2007 10:37:00 am PDT #7623 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Michael is still somebody's teenaged self. But it's the needy part of that that keeps you from wishing him dead and stuff. SC is awesome at that.
Glamcookie - Sep 28, 2007 10:40:30 am PDT #7624 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
t random
Should I name my new black iPod Miss Edith?
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sj - Sep 28, 2007 10:44:07 am PDT #7625 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Should I name my new black iPod Miss Edith?
Absolutely!
erikaj - Sep 28, 2007 10:50:26 am PDT #7626 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I would. If I weren't too broke-ass and Luddite to get one, that is.
Glamcookie - Sep 28, 2007 10:52:12 am PDT #7627 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
K, it shall be done. Named for both Drusilla's Miss Edith, and Edith The Lonely Doll.
Steph L. - Sep 28, 2007 10:54:26 am PDT #7628 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
No...*I'm* evil and awful and handicapped.
Girls! You can BOTH be evil and awful and handicapped! There's enough for everybody!
I haven't found the mint muskateers yet, but I have had a dark snickers and it's very good.
I really like the Dark Chocolate Kissables and prefer them over dark chocolate m&ms.
I saw the mint 3 Muskateers (yecccccch) at CVS recently, along with a "fluffy" Reese's Cup bar-shaped thing. I think the filling is fluffy peanut-butter-flavored nougat.
Caramel Hershey's Kisses are quite good, though still not as good as the classic Rolo.