Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

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Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

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Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2007 9:14:53 am PDT #7367 of 10001
brillig

Totally different kind of pain!

I don't envy them their pain receptors, believe me. I prefer the moderately numb receptors that let you ignore most everything.


Sparky1 - Sep 27, 2007 9:18:53 am PDT #7368 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I have been lucky in the pain department and my only ratings are "Ouch!" and "!@#!$#"

My sister, a math professor, sent me this:

I had one of my cheating calculus students -- the one who was providing the answers -- tell me that “Her boyfriend said that that wasn’t really cheating and since she did the work I should count the exam.” She then held the exam out for me. I didn’t even need to touch it.


Vortex - Sep 27, 2007 9:18:56 am PDT #7369 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

connie, I bet he reacts like I do to the question "Is the pain bearable?"

yep. When I was in the hospital, they kept asking me if I needed pain meds, and I kept saying no. The nurse finally said "I think that we're not communicating. I'm not asking if the pain is bearable, I want to know if you're in any pain at all" I said "of course, I just had surgery. Surgery hurts" and that point, she practically forced some superadvil down my throat. I pretty much didn't take anything for pain, except when I took the vicodin so I wouldn't try to move around in my sleep.


juliana - Sep 27, 2007 9:23:20 am PDT #7370 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

connie, I bet he reacts like I do to the question "Is the pain bearable?"

Dude. If I'm not in hysterics, of course the pain is bearable. Bad question.


Trudy Booth - Sep 27, 2007 9:28:26 am PDT #7371 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sparky, I'm too tired. For a second I thought your sister was a meth professor.

I have never told them it's 10, and I hope never to. There's more pain out there than what I've had--I need to believe that.

I think my Mother feels the same.

As far as childbirth... she says it hurt but a) the pain came and went; b) she knew why she had it; c) she knew it would be going away -- so to her it wasn't "that bad".


SuziQ - Sep 27, 2007 9:42:04 am PDT #7372 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yeah, I often use childbirth as my pain meter.

When I got my tattoo, my mental mantra was "I've had 2 kids, I can do this". Well, and looking at the tattoo artist's tat over his adam's apple. That kept me thinking "no matter what pain I have, that had to be worse".


hippocampus - Sep 27, 2007 9:46:54 am PDT #7373 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

She then held the exam out for me.

so that it could be set on fire?

ION, My sister seems to feel little to no pain ... she dislocated her shoulder swimming (hitting the finish board hard, because coach told her to) and got out of the pool thinking it was strange that people were looking at her funny. She is not allowed to use the pain scale.

The reason why is related to the fact that I have her nerve endings, as well as mine own. I'm not allowed to use the pain scale either. Paper cuts, meh - but kidney stones was given as a 14.

sparky, I am looking for a good puppy pic for you...


Steph L. - Sep 27, 2007 9:49:19 am PDT #7374 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

When I got my tattoo, my mental mantra was "I've had 2 kids, I can do this". Well, and looking at the tattoo artist's tat over his adam's apple. That kept me thinking "no matter what pain I have, that had to be worse".

Yeah, but -- there are different kinds of pain. When my lumbar discs were herniated, the pain was about a 9 (perhaps not a 9 by ita/connie's DH/Trudy's mom standards, but a 9 nonetheless), but it was a constant, burn-y, pulling type of pain. It wasn't "dull" pain, but it wasn't sharp, either.

But getting my tattoo -- parts of it were such a *sharp* pain that I thought I might pass out. (I didn't, but it was close. I was so damned stubborn that I refused to tell the tattoo artist to stop.)


Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2007 9:50:18 am PDT #7375 of 10001
brillig

but kidney stones was given as a 14

Wrod, those are supposed to be the worst. Hubby's only had one procedure worse, a bilateral retrograde, and my top pain gague is when I had my sinuses packed when an artery burst inside my skull. Fortunately I don't remember much about that.


Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2007 9:51:15 am PDT #7376 of 10001
brillig

was a constant, burn-y, pulling type of pain

Constant lower-grade pain is worse than a sharp, finite pain to my mind.