Oh! Cabbage Patch Kid! Yes?
Oh! Got it!
Check her backpack.
Isn't that the funniest thing ever?? I about cried I laughed so hard.
Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Sep 26, 2007 4:17:05 pm PDT #7286 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
billytea - Sep 26, 2007 4:18:31 pm PDT #7287 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Also, Emeline tried to catch kangaroos and wallabys at the Detroit Zoo on Saturday.
Check her backpack.
Protocol is clear that backpacks are on the wrong side for smuggling kangaroos and wallabies. Wallybees are of course a different matter.
WindSparrow - Sep 26, 2007 4:47:44 pm PDT #7288 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I am extemely grossed out by Harvey right now. I just changed the litter in the cat boxes. In spite of having covered boxes, he still manages to make a mess outside of the litter box. He gets in the box, hikes his hind end up high like a tom marking his territory, and lets loose with enough that it leaks out through the crack between the top and bottom. I'm really angry right now that I waste all that money on covered litterboxes, and it does no. Damn. Good. I'm sick of having to clean the floor under the litterbox, I'm sick of dealing with it. Sick enough to still be nauseated, 10 minutes after doing the dirty deed. Gawd, I can still smell it. Anybody want a slightly used 9 year old meezer?
Strix - Sep 26, 2007 4:56:17 pm PDT #7289 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That's some impressive urinary force!
And, ew. Cat piss is the worst. I'd rather deal with the poop anyday.
Maybe you can rent him out as a weapon.
javachik - Sep 26, 2007 6:07:10 pm PDT #7290 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Windsparrow: I am wondering if your kitty would use this?
beth b - Sep 26, 2007 6:10:13 pm PDT #7291 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
wow, I love that box. but my poor arthritic kitty couldn't use it
Vortex - Sep 26, 2007 6:49:44 pm PDT #7292 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
grrr!! sometimes the tivo doesnt talk to the new cable box and the channel doesn't switch. It's bad enough when I'm gone, but I was here tonight and didn't notice. Grrr.
Cashmere - Sep 26, 2007 7:18:36 pm PDT #7293 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Windsparrow, we have this one and it really eliminated the accidents for us.
Polter-Cow - Sep 26, 2007 7:55:29 pm PDT #7294 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Standing up and saying "We both want the best for me, let's start from there" may turn out differently for you PC, but I think when you're ready to say it, do it with sincerity, conviction, empathy, and love.
Thanks, ita.
Beverly - Sep 26, 2007 8:02:35 pm PDT #7295 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
It's still Matilda's birthday where Matilda is, right? So Felicitations, Little One, on the First Anniversary of Your Natal Day. The people who love you dearly made sure your day was full of fun and happy things to do, and presents, and maybe even cake! I'd like to wish you a year ahead of discovery and excitement, of achievement and stunning leaps in learning. And all the joy your heart can hold.