gronk. the weather has turned just cold enough tthat bed is the best place in the world
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Sep 24, 2007 5:40:40 am PDT #6692 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Vortex - Sep 24, 2007 5:40:40 am PDT #6693 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Does anyone else use #1 filters for a personal coffee maker? I've been to three stores in the last few days and no one carries the #1 filters.
tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 5:45:10 am PDT #6694 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
the sound of leather on leather
See, that makes me think of two men making out.
ION, here's my plan: I'm gonna cut a hole in my head, put a tea bag in and then add hot water.
You know, the brain can't feel pain. Does that mean I should be careful not to make the water too hot, or that I can make the water as hot as I want?
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2007 5:48:17 am PDT #6695 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ah, work.
On Friday, my department (being a total of 3 people) got our yearly chastisement for too much chatting. The bonus thrown in was vague statements about personal phone calls. All of which was delivered to us by Incompetent!Boss, while Mean!Bitch!sort-of!Boss stood behind him smirking at us, and Big!Boss's daughter stood uncomfortably in the doorway (I think Incompetent!Boss asked her to be there to witness our chastisement.)
Now, keep in mind that Incompetent!Boss -- on a daily basis -- talks people's ears off with really really boring stories about his dogs/car troubles/both, AND spends hours on the phone fighting with FedEx about how they lost his shipment/charged him too much/damaged his shipment/all of the above.
My department is, predictably, being incredibly pissy and small-minded and petty, and have not spoken one word to Incompetent!Boss beyond that which is absolutely necessary for work. And the really funny part is that we didn't discuss it, or anything; we just all reached an unspoken concensus of pissy pettiness.
(Scola, no need to post links to jobs. I'm actually *enjoying* the unified front of pissy pettiness.)
Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2007 5:49:17 am PDT #6696 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
See, that makes me think of two men making out.
...and?
You know, the brain can't feel pain. Does that mean I should be careful not to make the water too hot, or that I can make the water as hot as I want?
Try not to boil your spicy nummy brains in your head-tea, tommy. They'll get sludge in it.
Steph L. - Sep 24, 2007 5:51:11 am PDT #6697 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
the sound of leather on leather
See, that makes me think of two men making out.
And that makes *me* think of a really poorly aimed whip/flogger.
Which is, perhaps, a totally predictable reaction from me.
vw bug - Sep 24, 2007 5:51:29 am PDT #6698 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Halfway down the mountain, I realized that the louder-than-usual gravel clunking noise I heard on the way out the driveway was my coffee cup falling off the roof of the car.
Oh dear! I hate it when I do that (and, yes, I've done it more than once).
Love Steph's unified front of pissy pettiness!
brenda m - Sep 24, 2007 5:54:10 am PDT #6699 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Pissy and petty? Count me in.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 24, 2007 5:56:20 am PDT #6700 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 6:00:18 am PDT #6701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
“On our fourth date, I knew I had found the kind of dork I could love,”
Awww, indeed!