I'm proud of myself that I know enough spanish to warn the janitor not to touch the dangerous spider.
edit: For me Talk Like a Pirate day is still a few hours away but I'm already sad because my preliminary "aaaarggh!"s are making me cough.
Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
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Laga - Sep 18, 2007 7:10:50 pm PDT #6094 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
DavidS - Sep 18, 2007 7:18:06 pm PDT #6095 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, I have the history that says a medium caliber firearm is sometimes the first thing that comes to mind when dealing with spiders, but everyone seems to be universal in their disapproval of that plan.
Bad, connie! Bad!
Laga - Sep 18, 2007 7:20:40 pm PDT #6096 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I just assumed Connie was dealing with some very large spiders, possibly armed themselves.
tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 7:23:21 pm PDT #6097 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just assumed Connie was dealing with some very large spiders, possibly armed themselves.
Or, you know, armored. Pound for pound, spider armor is stronger than steel.
Atropa - Sep 18, 2007 7:24:01 pm PDT #6098 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Well, I have the history that says a medium caliber firearm is sometimes the first thing that comes to mind when dealing with spiders, but everyone seems to be universal in their disapproval of that plan.
I don't disapprove of that plan! But then, my plan used to be hairspray and a lighter. Now my plan is Shriek Like a Crazy Woman, Then Wait for Pete to Get Rid of It. Less chance of setting the house on fire.
Laga - Sep 18, 2007 7:24:05 pm PDT #6099 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If I'm making a sign is it arana peligroso or peligrosa? I know there's a thingy over the n.
Laga - Sep 18, 2007 7:25:26 pm PDT #6100 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
hairspray and a lighter
ooh! That might be more effective than a sign. She is right underneath a breaker panel though. hmmm.
tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 7:25:26 pm PDT #6101 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm tempted to continue to make up scary facts about spiders, but something tells me I'd better not....
Atropa - Sep 18, 2007 7:29:47 pm PDT #6102 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm tempted to continue to make up scary facts about spiders, but something tells me I'd better not....
No, you shouldn't. I need to sleep tonight, as I have an informational, "let's meet for coffee and chat" interview with another team tomorrow. So I need to be charming and coherent, not sleep-deprived and gibbering about spiders.
tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 7:30:43 pm PDT #6103 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, one more scary fact about spiders.
Spiders will tell you they'll look out for your interests, but then they'll still vote for corporate tax cuts.