mops brow
eats more chocolate
...
...God, seriously, Royce chocolate? Which is Japanese? Holy
crap,
I have Never Had Better Chocolate In My Life.
This may partly be a temperature thing - it's a perfect consistency to eat here (where it's very fucking hot) in a pretty-much-gooey-truffle-centre kind of way. It comes with a little implement for spearing the melt-as-soon-as-you-touch-'em pieces. And it's...my God. My God. Seriously. It's every cliche of chocolate as intense sensual pleasure EVER. Gah. It probably won't respect me in the morning, but I no longer care.
...God, seriously, Royce chocolate? Which is Japanese? Holy crap, I have Never Had Better Chocolate In My Life.
I ate the very best French pastries of my entire life in Tokyo.
Piece of shit remote is now no longer working for our DVR. *sigh*
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want a remote made from poo. IJS.
Target has loads of cool Halloween decoratey stuff out now, btw, much of it in the dollar aisle.
Poor little kidlets, missing their daddies!
ETA: I am an ass. Happy birthday erika!
Happy Birthday cocksucker
Happy Motherfucking Birthday, erika!!!
Target has loads of cool Halloween decoratey stuff out now, btw, much of it in the dollar aisle.
I love Target's dollar aisle.
Everyone remember: tomorrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day.