No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Sep 18, 2007 5:19:39 am PDT #5930 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I do find it funny that, given my general lack of patience with kids, I keep ending up working for Nickelodeon.


beekaytee - Sep 18, 2007 5:20:14 am PDT #5931 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

What they said. Only insert something fresh and witty, which boils down to What They Said.

Something like "This is a wee-beasty-free event" or "Grown up trouble makers are welcome...babysitter referrals on request"


beekaytee - Sep 18, 2007 5:21:03 am PDT #5932 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I do find it funny that, given my general lack of patience with kids, I keep ending up working for Nickelodeon.

Warping young minds since long before 2000.


NoiseDesign - Sep 18, 2007 5:21:26 am PDT #5933 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Since long before that.


Aims - Sep 18, 2007 5:22:39 am PDT #5934 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I do find it funny that, given my general lack of patience with kids, I keep ending up working for Nickelodeon.

It is quite funny, I must admit.

I said, "Not this time, but we'll have lots of parties with stuff later. Like Em's birthday party in November." and then I asked if we could go trick or treating with them.

I'm sure she's fine with it - she has adults only parties herself - but I freak out because I still feel sort of "new" with this group of friends. Which means that my inner-Martha Stewart will be OUTER in a HUGE way right before the party. Very few of our Michigan friends have ever seen how we lived or what our homes look like and of course, I have to put on the dog. I am such. a. freak.


Stephanie - Sep 18, 2007 5:22:45 am PDT #5935 of 10001
Trust my rage

...I feel left out because I do not have a Joe or a cute toddler to pine for him.

We are a very exclusive club!


Aims - Sep 18, 2007 5:23:32 am PDT #5936 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We are a very exclusive club!

All hail Joes and cute toddlers!


hippocampus - Sep 18, 2007 5:25:39 am PDT #5937 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I wonder if it has something to do with having been the 3rd child and used to my parents' having to divide their attention amongst us.

I think could have more to do with showing any sign of humanity around Kritters. yeesh.

Happy birthday Erika!

d- when's the race? Do we get to be cheering you on?

aimee - go you! you did the right thing.


beekaytee - Sep 18, 2007 5:26:47 am PDT #5938 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Martha Stewart will be OUTER in a HUGE way

I skimmed MS's Halloween issue at the newsstand the other day. Lots of cool ideas for party decorations and pumpkining.


Cashmere - Sep 18, 2007 5:27:10 am PDT #5939 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't understand - if you have fresh batteries - don't you just press the cable or the vcr button to switch back and forth?

We have a really old television so I have to push the button for video input. I'm just technically retarded when it comes to this thing. And I'm tired and frustrated with it. It's a universal remote for our DVR/TV/DVD and the instructions are confusing.

I've only had two in the last 10 years of service with TW. I want to call and ask for a new one. And a nice technician to deliver and program it for me.