Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

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JZ - Sep 13, 2007 1:46:54 pm PDT #5490 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

"Shakespeare said a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but he never saw our roses here at Plant B."

That's...just, oh my.

"If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between shit and suicide."

If that's where you're looking, you'll be looking a long, long time.


Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2007 1:49:05 pm PDT #5491 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"Shakespeare said a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but he never saw our roses here at Plant B."

That's...just, oh my.

I'm not seeing what's so awful about that, myself. There are subjects and verbs and a comma in the right place and everything.


JZ - Sep 13, 2007 1:59:33 pm PDT #5492 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, it seems to be suggesting that Shakespeare never would have said that if he'd seen the roses at Plant B, which would seem to suggest that those are some foul stank roses; and I'd bet folding money that Boy, do our roses smell foul! was not what the writer meant to say.


Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2007 2:12:41 pm PDT #5493 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh. I thought maybe that's what he was trying to say. For whatever reason.


JZ - Sep 13, 2007 2:19:43 pm PDT #5494 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, it's possible that's exactly what he meant; it just doesn't sound like something you'd want to brag about in a newsletter. I guess we'll have to wait for Ginger to return and enlighten us.


Ginger - Sep 13, 2007 2:21:20 pm PDT #5495 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What he was trying to say was that they'd planted roses in front of the plant, but he became all entangled in a playwright who could not possibly have seen those roses, or smelled them, or called them something else. It's the subset of bad writing in which the person doesn't know what to say, so he uses a quote that frequently has nothing to do with his subject.

eta: My fellow editors and I called that Bartlett's disease.


Volans - Sep 13, 2007 2:40:16 pm PDT #5496 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Oh, Bartlett's Disease, love it.

I particularly enjoy it when people choose one of the trite idiocies that Polonius says to Laertes but use it as "Ooo, Shakespeare wrote this! It's Profound!"


JZ - Sep 13, 2007 2:42:06 pm PDT #5497 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My fellow editors and I called that Bartlett's disease.

I bow before you in humble awe.


erikaj - Sep 13, 2007 2:44:37 pm PDT #5498 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

You know you watch too much TV when you read "Bartlett's disease" and think "No, wait. He had MS, and Abbey risked her license..." IJS. And because this is the Forum for Lusting: check out my latest: [link] Keep your knees loose, y'all.


sj - Sep 13, 2007 3:19:35 pm PDT #5499 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just ran into a friend of my friend K who had the premature baby in July. All she could tell me was that the baby isn't doing well. Apparently K isn't returning anyone's phone calls. Which is understandable, but I am out of the loop of what is happening. I leave her a message once a week to tell her that I am thinking of her and the baby and that she only has to call me back if she is up to it. I'm worried, but I don't think there is anything else I can do.