Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Sep 12, 2007 4:28:12 pm PDT #5344 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How did sun get created after plants? Isn't photosynthesis essential for plant growth?

Hey, he's God. Maybe he just created them all as seeds or something and kept the Earth warm in a giant blankie overnight. Maybe there was a cut scene with Pantomime God warning the plants not to germinate when his back was turned, and the Angels have to keep shouting at him to turn around.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 4:32:09 pm PDT #5345 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's not clear from my reading whether he is supposed to have made Adam, then Eden, then plonked Adam therein, or if he set up the biodome before getting to work on Mr Ribs.

He created Adam and just had him float around in the Holy Spacesuit until He finished Eden....


NoiseDesign - Sep 12, 2007 5:00:06 pm PDT #5346 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I had an amazingly uneventful flight that arrived early. Hertz gold had my car ready and it even has satellite radio and neverlost and I'm not being charged for them. Seattle traffic has even been nice to me.


Liese S. - Sep 12, 2007 5:06:50 pm PDT #5347 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hmm. Interesting.

So I'm no expert on either side, and talking ex cloaca here, but from Wikipedia's Timeline of evolution and Bible Gateway's Genesis 1, it looks like the major problems are seeds and flowers, and birds. Those are the ones that are significantly out of cycle, leaving aside the whole light/sun question.

prokaryotes [4 bil]formless and void, waters [1]chemoautotrophs using carbon dioxide as a carbon source and oxidizing inorganic materials to extract energy photosynthesis [3 bil]light and darkness[1]cyanobacteria using water as a reducing agent, producing oxygen eukaryotes [2 bil], multicellular life [1 bil] ?   ? (glaciation?)firmament (separating waters above from waters below, heaven)[2]accumulation of atmospheric oxygen allows formation of ozone layer, blocking uv and permitting colonization of the land ?dry land (earth and seas)[3]  simple animals [600 mil], arthropods [570 mil], complex animals [550 mil]?  -grass, seeds, fruit[3]this is a problem, flowers not turning up until very late on the evolutionary chart, and land animals perhaps predating land plants -stars, sun, moon[4]  fish and proto-amphibians [500 mil]fish and birds[5]birds are a problem, not appearing until later in the evolutionary timeline land plants [475 mil]-  insects and seeds [400 mil]-  amphibians [360 mil], reptiles [300 mil], mammals [200 mil]beasts of the earth, crawling animals[6]  birds [150 mil]-  flowers [130 mil]-  humans [2 mil]man and woman[6]  -rest, sabbath[7] 


DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 5:09:07 pm PDT #5348 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Close - Midrashim (singular midrash).

amych and I once had a long conversation about fanfic as midrash. (And conversely, you can think of midrash as fanfic about God.)


DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 5:09:29 pm PDT #5349 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whoa! Liese with the table making!


Katerina Bee - Sep 12, 2007 5:09:48 pm PDT #5350 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I just finished reading a book set in 9th century Russia, and the Christians were all going to the Orthodox church and pretending they didn't believe in the power of the Winter Bear any more.

Nonetheless, Bear got some credit from the locals later on for using the cold of winter to quash Napoleon's and Hitler's armies.


Liese S. - Sep 12, 2007 5:13:02 pm PDT #5351 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. I can't think unless I make tables. And then edit them compulsively after.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:13:47 pm PDT #5352 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Winter Bear is awesome!

Of course, the future doesn't look so great for him, what with global warming....


Katerina Bee - Sep 12, 2007 5:14:54 pm PDT #5353 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Tables RULE. Nothing like 'em for organizing and visualizing yer data. Plus it's so much fun doing stuff like merging fields and drawing boxes around 'em. Signs that I may be a nerd, although YMMV.