And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 12, 2007 10:25:22 am PDT #5253 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OK, finally got e-mail to open. It started out as:

Thanks for your email. I would be happy (and based on your experience, interested) to talk with you about the position.

I'm guessing that sounds promising.

eek! Yikes! How come when I cough butterflies keep coming out of my mouth?


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 10:32:17 am PDT #5254 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Def sounds promising.

How come when I cough butterflies keep coming out of my mouth?

Drown them with a celebratory beer!


Laga - Sep 12, 2007 10:35:32 am PDT #5255 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I really have no desire to have it on my DVD shelf.

I have some books like this. I keep them with their spines facing in to the shelf.


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2007 10:41:37 am PDT #5256 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hee hee hee. I am amused by this TWoP post.


DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 10:53:28 am PDT #5257 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But Bosom Buddies is lots of fun. Tom Hanks all young and gawky! Holland Taylor! Billy Joel Theme song! Some actually funny dialogue!

Hanks had great comic chemistry with Peter Scolari too.


Glamcookie - Sep 12, 2007 11:10:41 am PDT #5258 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy b-day, PC!!

Brain still fried. Send booze.


omnis_audis - Sep 12, 2007 11:11:52 am PDT #5259 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have some books like this. I keep them with their spines facing in to the shelf.

funny, that's how I store my porn DVD's. Clearly I don't have enough to make a 'stash' of them. And I live alone so. eh.


Laga - Sep 12, 2007 11:17:46 am PDT #5260 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hee! My porn DVDs are on the shelf right next to the regular ones. One thing I don't miss about VHS tapes are those silly oversized boxes.


vw bug - Sep 12, 2007 11:49:30 am PDT #5261 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

My mom just told me she got me season one of Bosom Buddies for my birthday. I hope she was joking.

This reminds me of a very funny story I heard this weekend at church camp (I shit you not). Mom and I sat with our pastor and his wife at lunch one day, and somehow we got on the subject of what our families thought about certain life choices. My pastor grew up in a very devout Catholic family and even considered becoming a priest. When he went away to college, though, he became a Christian and decided to become a minister. He went home and told his family. They were less than thrilled.

So, what did they do about it? They bought him a subscription to Playboy Magazine. They thought that would solve all his problems.

And this makes me laff and laff and laff.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 11:52:37 am PDT #5262 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My pastor grew up in a very devout Catholic family and even considered becoming a priest. When he went away to college, though, he became a Christian

By Christian you mean a different denomination (man, that came out demonination which is no good), right? I thought it was a joke that some people regarded Catholics as not Christian.