...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2007 7:55:20 pm PDT #4978 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Seriously, I think that having your very own washer/dryer is better than sex. Most of the time, anyway. And that's not dissing sex. Washer/dryer in the house is just that good.

Huh?

I'd happily schlep my clothes to the laundromat if I could get laid on a regular basis.
Laga is me!

Don't get me wrong. When I house sat for ND & KT, I *loved* having w/d at my disposal. But I'd much prefer sex on a regular basis.

Why is everyone running away? O god, do I come off that desperate? O c'mon, the guys are safe... the women folk I could understand. Hello? Anyone still there?

BC, like that sound geek tag ever closes!
Ha! True that!


Vortex - Sep 10, 2007 7:56:37 pm PDT #4979 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

so, basically, everyone's telling me that since I now have a washer and dryer, I'll never get laid again?


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 7:57:35 pm PDT #4980 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I think it just means that sex will be even better.


megan walker - Sep 10, 2007 7:58:17 pm PDT #4981 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

And at least the sheets will be easier to clean.


Susan W. - Sep 10, 2007 8:02:07 pm PDT #4982 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I think the deciding factor in choosing to rent our current place was the W/D in the master bedroom walk-in closet. Which I swear is the size of my sophomore year dorm room.

Tonight at the baseball game Annabel tested my assertion that I don't care if her clothes match. She wore a pink-and-fuchsia striped shirt, orange shorts, RED socks, and black shoes. (I had no input into this outfit, since I go to the games straight from work, meeting DH and AB there.) Apparently she needed a last-minute outfit change just before they left, and that combination was what she was willing to accept.


meara - Sep 10, 2007 8:05:59 pm PDT #4983 of 10001

so, basically, everyone's telling me that since I now have a washer and dryer, I'll never get laid again?

Heh. No, but it does make me wonder if I can use them tomorrow while I help you...;)

I would not want to have to schlep stuff ot a laundromat--i've always either had a washer/dryer in the place (if a house) or in the building. If it were "w/d in house and no sex vs in building with sex" I'd definitely go for the sex. But...laundromat? That might test me.


Vortex - Sep 10, 2007 8:09:02 pm PDT #4984 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Heh. No, but it does make me wonder if I can use them tomorrow while I help you...;)

of course! I mean, after mine's done. Just kidding. I don't have anywhere to put the clean laundry yet! You are welcome to bring laundry. full size, BAY-BEE !!


omnis_audis - Sep 10, 2007 8:10:12 pm PDT #4985 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

maybe it's a matter of when was the last time you had sex, and do you have prospects for sex in the future. Laundry is laundry. Either way it's a chore. Yes, in the house, much less of a chore.


DavidS - Sep 10, 2007 8:33:40 pm PDT #4986 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Congratulations on the house, Vortex!

Does it come with a Lard Jar?

Speaking of lard, I discovered after the fact that the city of Manteca, where I spent a hellishly hot weekend watching Little League, means lard in Spanish.

Why would anybody name their town "lard"?


Burrell - Sep 10, 2007 8:40:41 pm PDT #4987 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

maybe it's a matter of when was the last time you had sex, and do you have prospects for sex in the future.

With kids there's also the issue of when did you start the last load of laundry, did anyone remember to get it into the dryer, and do you have time to throw in another before bed?