And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2007 11:00:12 pm PDT #4849 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

sometimes I love my job. From the house managers report at the theater for tonights performance that ND and I have been working on for a while now:

Patron in row A 103,104 said seats have been made smaller and she is upset.

um. Those seats haven't changed in 6 years since the renovation. I don't think it's the *seats* getting smaller...


Fay - Sep 09, 2007 11:19:44 pm PDT #4850 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

OMG, kitten so freaking cute. Unspeakably cute. Especially when invisible.


Hil R. - Sep 09, 2007 11:24:20 pm PDT #4851 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Aw. Cute kitty!

I wish my apartment allowed pets.

OK. So yesterday, I woke up with my alarm at 9. Ate breakfast, fell asleep until 1. Ate lunch, fell asleep until 7. Did not eat dinner, fell asleep around 9, woke up around 2. And now, obviously, it's 4 and I'm wide awake. I had a few days of being on a pretty normal sleep schedule, and now my body decides to do this.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2007 11:26:28 pm PDT #4852 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ugg. Now that it's finally cooled down here (and I am NOT complaining about that), my "door fan" is off, and I can hear the new fountain in the courtyard. I think it's ugly as sin. I call it "Unpolished Concrete Blocks, Peeing" because that is what it looks/sounds like. Seems every 20 minutes I gotta get up and pee. /Ugg.


Hil R. - Sep 09, 2007 11:51:36 pm PDT #4853 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

On a vegan board I read, there's a discussion going on about how to make vegan Spaghetti-O's. (Apparently, canned condensed tomato soup with a bit of onion powder, garlic powder, and nutriitonal yeast will fake the sauce pretty well.) This is adding more support to my theory that the main purpose of most vegetarian fake meat products is to recreate comfort foods. (The ones that I use most often are hot dogs and "chicken" nuggets, and those plus veggie burgers seem to be the ones that just about every grocery store stocks.)


SuziQ - Sep 10, 2007 12:35:09 am PDT #4854 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gronkity gronk gronk. Am at the airport, getting ready to head home. What a weekend. Good, but I'm whooped tired now.


vw bug - Sep 10, 2007 1:41:13 am PDT #4855 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

My coffee maker has gone to coffee maker heaven. I say, "phooey," because it's Monday, and I need coffee!


Volans - Sep 10, 2007 2:05:31 am PDT #4856 of 10001
move out and draw fire

There should be a rule that you don't have to participate in any Monday where there's no coffee before you leave the house.

Now I'm having images of someone hiring a stripper to pop out of the casket during visitation hours at the funeral home.

This is so what I want at my funeral.

meara, nice tat! Also, did you see that Marion Barry's wife died of leukemia about the same day as Cheryl? For a moment I was pondering "I know she did a lot of community service, but starting the drag king thing just doesn't sound like Barry...."


sj - Sep 10, 2007 3:52:07 am PDT #4857 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gronk.

vw, I hope you were able to get coffee.


vw bug - Sep 10, 2007 4:11:01 am PDT #4858 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

There should be a rule that you don't have to participate in any Monday where there's no coffee before you leave the house.

I second that rule. Unfortunately, I had an appointment with my shrink at the ass-crack of dawn. So, I had to leave. I got some semi-decent coffee at the train station, and now I'm sitting down with a very yummy mocha iced coffee at Au Bon Pain while I do homework and whatnot till my next doctor's appointment.