This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 11:27:59 am PDT #4650 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I got "Doubting Thomas" when I was in first and second grade. Which I guess was worse than one might think since I went to a Christian grade school, and Thomas was considered bad. But at the time I thought Thomas was kinda' cool for the whole doubting thing. Maybe the seeds of my atheism were planted early....


NoiseDesign - Sep 07, 2007 11:30:24 am PDT #4651 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

For some odd reason the one group of people that always insisted on calling me Andy were PE Teachers.


Sparky1 - Sep 07, 2007 11:33:25 am PDT #4652 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I know a real Candy Kane

A woman I went to school with was named Candy Sweet.


Typo Boy - Sep 07, 2007 11:33:37 am PDT #4653 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Thanks for all the people who like the name "Garson"

Are you named after the AWESOME Garson Kanin?

Umm no. Cause to anyone whose family was a victim of the McCarthy Era , unrepentant stool pigeon and red baiter Garson Kanin - not so made of the awesome.


Glamcookie - Sep 07, 2007 11:42:38 am PDT #4654 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I don't know how I could have forgotten the best evah in the names thing! My mom's mom was named Fay and she married my mom's dad, William Gay. Thus she became Fay Gay. His third wife was named Kay.


askye - Sep 07, 2007 11:55:14 am PDT #4655 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I always got people making comments about "Alice in Wonderland" -- stuff like "how's wonderland?" very unoriginal. I would always reply, with a withering stare and a hard voice "Alice went to Wonderland. I didn't." because my name is Allison damnit!

Or I'd get Elsie The Cow because Elsie is pretty close to my last name.

Mom said that when I was little and we were at the doctor's office the way they'd call out my name made it sound like two people Alice N Elsie and it made her think of a vaudeville act so she always was tempted to soft shoe shuffle right through the door. (Mom's got an odd sense of humor).


Toddson - Sep 07, 2007 12:00:16 pm PDT #4656 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Names are ... well, they're important. I dropped my first name when I started college, although it's still my legal name. It's one of those really popular names and, while I don't dislike it, I got tired of being called by the diminutives (which never felt right), as well as the confusion. And my middle name was my great-great-grandmother's maiden name, and I'm quite pleased with the family connection.

My mother got a family name, which has been passed down through several generations. My sister got an unusual spelling on a not-uncommon name and our parents never could come up with a middle name to fit, so she didn't get one (yes, she feels deprived).


DavidS - Sep 07, 2007 12:19:26 pm PDT #4657 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's also a blues singer and songwriter named Candye Kane.

I shall now call you "Sunny" or "Suns".

Don't you dare.

Too bad "Nilly" is taken. We could try Sunilly.

And when he gets older? Senilely.


Pix - Sep 07, 2007 12:36:38 pm PDT #4658 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Calling ND...

Are you home? Are you coming home tonight? I've lost all track of your madcap schedule.


beekaytee - Sep 07, 2007 12:36:58 pm PDT #4659 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

My stepmother had a gran named Mehtapanee. So pretty to say, but never adequately explained.