I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Sep 06, 2007 11:46:25 am PDT #4427 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The hardest part about chiro for me is that I keep wanting to quote Eddie Izzard, and laughing is often unconducive to cracking.

'"You've got a bad back, I'm gonna crack your bones.” “You've got diphtheria, I'm gonna crack your bones.” “Your head's come off! I'm gonna crack your bones.” “It looks like your mother! I'm going to crack your bones." And then, when they crack your bones it goes ( painful sigh ) and then, “Ahh!” but not sort of ( relief sigh ), but ( disconcerted sigh ). All the way up your spine, "Crack your bones, crack your bones, crack your bones." And they sort of arrange you into a nice, comfortable ( mimes chiropractor’s actions ) And sometimes it doesn't crack! Sometimes it just goes, "____". Then they pull a mallet from their belt and they try to make the noise. “Make the noise! I live for the noise..."'


Daisy Jane - Sep 06, 2007 11:51:50 am PDT #4428 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! Thank you juliana!


hippocampus - Sep 06, 2007 12:10:29 pm PDT #4429 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Pissy Pissy 'Pider."

awesome. 10 years from now: "Oh Ma-aaal. We have a little MP3 for you to play for the nice friend you just brought home to meet ma & pa."

DH has one or two of those sort of - so sweet they make your heart crack (not in the knuckles sense. eeeew). A short story he wrote in 3rd grade, called "Amish in Space." And a band recording from around the same time with his brother. It's some covers, but you can't tell what of. The recording is simply called "Loud".


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 12:28:02 pm PDT #4430 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Steph! How would The Boy look in these?


brenda m - Sep 06, 2007 12:29:49 pm PDT #4431 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good call, ita.


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2007 12:30:14 pm PDT #4432 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My husband has a massive crush on Kari.

Him and 75% of the guys at the con.

Heh. I had seen bits and pieces of Mythbusters for a while, and then I came across an episode with her in it, and I was suddenly more interested in the show.


SuziQ - Sep 06, 2007 12:40:34 pm PDT #4433 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ya know what I just realized? I'm minutes away from VACATION!!!! Woot, woot.


Pix - Sep 06, 2007 12:41:55 pm PDT #4434 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

ND drools over Kari every time she appears on set. Can't blame him, really.

Yay vacation, Suzi! Boy do you deserve it.


SuziQ - Sep 06, 2007 12:44:11 pm PDT #4435 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I just realized I hadn't been thinking of it as such. My dad is flying me out there, I'm staying with my aunt....and work has been so craxy.

Now, I just need to LEAVE WORK and go pack. My flight is at o'dark thirty tomorrow morning.


Laga - Sep 06, 2007 12:46:51 pm PDT #4436 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

There's a manager in my circuit who is so reminiscent of Kari that I get a little tongue-tied in her presence.