No power in the 'verse can stop me.

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 06, 2007 8:46:42 am PDT #4401 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Cancer should be locked in a room with the nasty woman I just got off the phone with.


SuziQ - Sep 06, 2007 8:52:06 am PDT #4402 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok - so that my posts are not ALL doom and gloom.

A coworker just brought by car wash tickets for the local middle school. I have no cash with me today, but she was just giving them away. She knows I live near the school, and I notorized something for her recently, so FREE CAR WASH!!!

Sometimes you have to grab onto the little things.


Sparky1 - Sep 06, 2007 8:52:36 am PDT #4403 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

She'd feed them ham.

snerk I don't wanna know where she'd get the ham.


Vortex - Sep 06, 2007 8:57:03 am PDT #4404 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

okay, so we know that I'm not happy here. The phone calls that I've recieved in the last 10 minutes illustrate why.

Phone call 1: mother calls. Her kid has strep, but doesn't have the $10 to get her meds because "she's not good with money". Mom overnights money. Kid tracks package, it arrived at 10:30 this morning. Kid goes to get package in dorm. Desk people don't have package. Mother calls me. Mother actually asked me if "someone" could "advance her a few dollars"

Phone Call 2: (background)I sent out an email that said in nice way "those of you who have fucked up by not filling out this form like we told you in April, June, July and on Facebook need to send me an email with X, Y, Z info" I deliberately did not give them my phone number because I want a record of who contacted me. Then a student calls me and says "I got your email on my phone. You said to email, but I cant' send email from the phone, so I thought I'd just call". I put her on hold for five minutes on GP

PLEASE GOD LET ME FIND A NEW JOB!!


lisah - Sep 06, 2007 9:04:26 am PDT #4405 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Mother actually asked me if "someone" could "advance her a few dollars"

SERIOUSLY WTF??!! How did you respond?


Sparky1 - Sep 06, 2007 9:08:14 am PDT #4406 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Mother actually asked me if "someone" could "advance her a few dollars"

Vortex, you should have offered to make her a loan just as soon as Mom signed the promissory note you'd send with the details on how interest would be charged. Heh, heh, heh...


Vortex - Sep 06, 2007 9:14:47 am PDT #4407 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

SERIOUSLY WTF??!! How did you respond?

I just said "okay, so where did she go again?"


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 9:20:11 am PDT #4408 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You could have said, "Tell her to sell some plasma."


Fred Pete - Sep 06, 2007 9:23:21 am PDT #4409 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Caller 1 sounds like a contestant on "How Stupid Can You Get?"

Caller 2 probably could use a dose of what my school did. We were asked to submit photos for an old-fashioned face book. Anyone who didn't submit a photo, you got a photo of a famous movie monster. Which is why I expected my freshman roommate to look like Frankenstein's monster.


Pix - Sep 06, 2007 10:06:31 am PDT #4410 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

t hands clue-by-four and new job~ma to Vortex

And yes, repeating the "fuck cancer" sentiment.

Meanwhile, the admin seems to have changed the Tuesday/Thursday schedule just a teensy bit (changed class beginning/ending times by 5-10 minutes), put the new schedule in the student handbook, and yet not bothered to tell any of the faculty. So today half the staff has been following the old schedule and the other half has been following the new. ARGH. I was one of the ones following the old schedule. Sigh.