Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 06, 2007 7:07:05 am PDT #4380 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::deep curtsey/bow::


hippocampus - Sep 06, 2007 7:09:54 am PDT #4381 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I'm stuck on putting Iris & Em in the same room - they'd probably make up a song about dead dinosaurs and then get in a fight about who could and could not sing it. We'd need a lot of tiaras too.


Sparky1 - Sep 06, 2007 7:14:05 am PDT #4382 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I'm stuck on putting Iris & Em in the same room

The most frightening result would be putting them in the same room and then having it get very, very quiet...


d - Sep 06, 2007 7:15:37 am PDT #4383 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Sox! Hi. I see you watched more Wonderfalls.

My plans for bike riding today have been thwarted. Damn appointments. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

Also, I left my cell phone at home. Oops.


hippocampus - Sep 06, 2007 7:18:42 am PDT #4384 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

d! we've been meaning to than you and Sparky. Unfortunately, we've been busy loving new-to-us already-cancelled tv... (when it was not cancelled, I _think_ we were still in baby-exhaustion land. yeah, that's it.)

yay appointments! tomorrow's going to be purty though.

Sparky - silence would be scary. At first it would be lovely. then it would be scary.


Laga - Sep 06, 2007 7:31:00 am PDT #4385 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

FWIW Raq, Miss Manners has tackled the "hey we're staying at your house!" problem and the very wise bitches nailed her answer of replying with a list of hotels. "We're ever so sorry but we're afraid we just won't be able to put you up but I really love, such and such Inn.

Aimee I got such a pang of guilt over Em's wall art. As far as I know there is still a little yellow crayon horsie on the wall of my old room. No matter how many coats of paint, he always shines through.

So weird- I had a nightmare last night that Mom and Dad were selling the house I grew up in. Um yeah, cause that already happened ten years ago.


meara - Sep 06, 2007 7:45:34 am PDT #4386 of 10001

he radio was playing Radiohead "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" and as it ended the DJ said, "...and, we always send that song out to Ann Coulter."

What station was that? I love it!

Also glad you have coworkers versed in the use of quicklime. And not afraid to suggest it. :)

The most frightening result would be putting them in the same room and then having it get very, very quiet...

Isn't that always the case with small children? When they get quiet, you should get nervous?

The chiropractor cracked my neck. It was freaky but coool.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 7:48:33 am PDT #4387 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can crack my neck now, kinda like the big bruiser does it in the scene where our hero is about to get his ass beat. I can use my hands to get more of a tilt, but I'm not sure which looks better/worse. Grosses me the fuck out, but I do feel better when its done.

I had a nightmare last night that Mom and Dad were selling the house I grew up in. Um yeah, cause that already happened ten years ago.

Anxiety dreams work so much "better" if they keep up with the times.


Sparky1 - Sep 06, 2007 7:53:50 am PDT #4388 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Isn't that always the case with small children?

I have met both of these children, and I think we should raise the toddler threat level should they ever be brought together.

I can crack my neck now

I've got the wiggins just thinking about it. My fear of chiropractors is second only to dentists.


meara - Sep 06, 2007 7:55:31 am PDT #4389 of 10001

I've got the wiggins just thinking about it. My fear of chiropractors is second only to dentists.

Heh. Yeha, it was a little scary. But considering I already crack my own back all the freakin' time, I figure better to have a professional do it. (And she wouldn't have cracked my neck if I wasn't OK with it. Or if she didn't think it would help the migraines)