No toast, no squirtguns, wtf??
No toast, no squirtguns, no motorcars, not a single luxury....
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No toast, no squirtguns, wtf??
No toast, no squirtguns, no motorcars, not a single luxury....
The military institute where my folks taught showed RHPS for the Monthly Movie one time. It was, like every other thing at the military school, highly regimented. No talking, no getting up, and certainly no squirt guns.
Boo, meara leaving. Yay Seattle! Boo not so much money, but yay employment.
Kill me now: my sister, her unemployed daughter, daughter's baby, and at some point sister's husband have announced they will be staying at my house for 10 days at Thanksgiving. I think Robert is volunteering for Iraq to get away from this. I don't even know where they will sleep - I don't think we have floor space even.
Of course, she also just informed me that Robert and I are staying with them to help defray the hotel bill for their son's wedding. Which is 2 hours from our house, so we hadn't planned on getting a room at all.
Dang, Raq. What would happen if you told your sister "No, we don't have the space" or "No, we weren't planning on staying overnight?"
Oh, Raq, that doesn't sound like fun or good or any of that. I'm making a face. I wish you could see the face. It expresses my distaste towards your sister much better than words.
I think I can imagine the face.
I already responded with "Would love to see you guys, but I'm not sure we'll all fit" and was informed that their tickets are non-refundable.
This is why I like living overseas.
Plus, the daughter is the one with the psycho ex, so hey, he could show up and threaten to kill people. Or maybe this is a plot to have her move in with us, rather than freeloading off her folks.
Can you set up tents in the yard and tell them they're camping? And then forget o give them keys to the main house? They can make smores! It'll be an adventure!
Oh, good god, Raq. Escape~ma to you.
No free wi-fi at O'Hare, suzi.
Oh, dear. Just, oh, dear.
I already responded with "Would love to see you guys, but I'm not sure we'll all fit" and was informed that their tickets are non-refundable.
I would be so tempted to say something like, "And this is my problem, why, exactly?" How much trouble would you get in with the rest of the family if you sent them a list of nearby motels?
I already responded with "Would love to see you guys, but I'm not sure we'll all fit" and was informed that their tickets are non-refundable.
Can you reply to this with a list of local hotels?