Gooooooood morning! Good mo-o-or-ning! You've talked the whole night through! Good morning! Good morning! to you!
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fay - Sep 02, 2007 3:12:38 pm PDT #3792 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Hil R. - Sep 02, 2007 3:15:01 pm PDT #3793 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The undergrads moved in today. I'm hiding out inside.
P.M. Marc - Sep 02, 2007 3:17:46 pm PDT #3794 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I skimmed. Yes, cancer sucks big hairy balls. Just wanted to put that one out there.
Lillian is taking a late nap.
I had this moment where I thought, "Fuck. Fay can't be 34, she's only a year older than me. Oh. Right. I'm 33."
Lalala.
ChiKat - Sep 02, 2007 3:18:11 pm PDT #3795 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
::hugs Fay tight::
Thank you for the song!!
Hil, keep hiding.
Fay - Sep 02, 2007 3:20:57 pm PDT #3796 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Mwah!
I'm not here, no, really. I'm marking kids' books. Yes yes yes.
vw bug - Sep 02, 2007 3:44:52 pm PDT #3797 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
The undergrads moved in today. I'm hiding out inside.
This was here yesterday. Mix a game at Fenway and a lane closed all along there for BU students to move in to dorms and apartments and a 30 minute drive took me two hours.
I hate this weekend in Boston. Well, only the academic parts. Fortunately, very few students live in my neighborhood. Number 872 why I love it.
omnis_audis - Sep 02, 2007 4:30:37 pm PDT #3798 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
oy vey it's hot. Had a BLAST with the fragging. It was good to be on Pete's team, tho he got spanked a LOT this time. ND joined in a bit late, so it was 3 on 2. Sorry I had to bow out quick there, my sister in FLA gave a ring. Looks like their advertising sites are up. Any central FLAistas out there? Need a tax preparer/accountant? Or computer services? Here is my sis and BiL : [link] [link] (hope that worked) [if it's not ok to advert like this, let me know, I'll edit them out]
d - Sep 02, 2007 4:51:15 pm PDT #3799 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Plei is my age. Or will be, in a month and a half.
I have had booze. And have irate friend. Fortuntately not irate with me! More booze will be consumed, I am sure. She is totally cracking me up.
Glitter, booze, and groping for all! Ima go drink more.
SuziQ - Sep 02, 2007 5:22:25 pm PDT #3800 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Home from the wedding weekend. We had leftovers at my cousin's place and hung out while they opened their gifts. Found out more buzz from the wedding.
- Mother of the bride showed up at 2pm, sloshed. 105+ weather and the wedding didn't start until 4pm. She maintained her level of slosh the whole event.
- About 25 people "crashed" the wedding. Folks who RSVP'ed with 2 people brought 6 and such. There was assigned seating at the tables, so they lurked in the shadows. Literally.
- People were packing up "take-home bags" of tritip to the point where it "ran out" while guests were still eating.
- A couple had sex in one of the two restrooms for so long that it created a noticeable backup in the potty line.
DavidS - Sep 02, 2007 6:13:52 pm PDT #3801 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Back from Manteca where it was One hundred and four freakin' degrees yesterday.
Today it was a balmy 96, but about ten degrees hotter down on the astroturf they played on. Emmett caught for three innings and we was a totally drenched rag and feeling sore and crampy now.
However, he was pretty awesome at catcher. The opposing team had runners at second and third in almost every inning but didn't score when he was behind the plate. We had a trick play pickoff that finally worked, where we faked a throw down to second, the pitcher intercepted it and went immediately to third where we caught the guy in a rundown. Even more exciting we had an actual collision at home where Emmett was an immovable wall and the (rather big) kid who ran into him was dead in his tracks.
Collisions at home rarely happen in Little League because they're illegal and the runner was promptly kicked out of the game. He apologized to Emmett since it was unintentional - he tripped on a seam of the artificial turf and went plowing forward headfirst.
So we won two out of four games, which is not bad considering (a) it was a Pony League tournament with different rules (b) a junior sized field (bases were ten feet further apart, and the mound was four feet further back), (c) we were missing some key players and (d) they were rusty and hadn't played for a month. Also the two games we lost were close and probably could've won them with some better play.
The main thing to remember though is: Manteca is Satan's Bunghole. Hot and desolate and the only reason to go there is to play on Little League replicas of major league fields. We played on Fenway yesterday and the Polo Grounds today.
104 degrees! And I had no air conditioning or even a fan in my car. Fortunately I took the southern route home (since the Bay Bridge was out) and got back to the blessed, cool air of San Francisco in only 80 minutes tonight.
Manteca: 104
San Francisco: 68