Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Aug 30, 2007 10:50:23 am PDT #3547 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I bet they don't have those kind of computer problems there.


Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:52:05 am PDT #3548 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Now he just came by to bitch because the dude he was talking with in my office walked right back into his without an appointment.

I'm sorry he just left, but you didn't have a problem with him when y'all were monopolizing my lunch time so suck it.


Steph L. - Aug 30, 2007 10:52:17 am PDT #3549 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I bet they don't have those kind of computer problems there.

Heh. I bet you're right.


hippocampus - Aug 30, 2007 10:52:17 am PDT #3550 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

stephL is me. yes... we have those too. I caught my boss opening/trying to open up image files using Word once. it's the little things...

but my group is the lone isle of Macs in a PC-lovin' nation.


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 10:57:04 am PDT #3551 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I do, but everybody's key opens everybody's door, so they just unlock it and walk right in. (I don't know why I'm saying "they" there's really only one who does this. He's the same one who will just come and stand by my office window).

Are you willing for him to see you with your shirt off?

It would only last about half a second before he hurtled himself out of the room backwards and never. fucking. let. himself. in. again.


Sparky1 - Aug 30, 2007 11:00:43 am PDT #3552 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

It would only last about half a second before he hurtled himself out of the room backwards and never. fucking. let. himself. in. again.

Or, it would keep happening every half second because he hoped to see DJ with her shirt off, again.


erikaj - Aug 30, 2007 11:02:38 am PDT #3553 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, dear Lord. That person should be misdemeanor homicide.(And sox, in Bodymore, Murderland, nobody would know it was you.) And I say that knowing I'm pretty ignorant about computing. But sometimes you have to touch the fucker and make it work.


Toddson - Aug 30, 2007 11:10:05 am PDT #3554 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I used to have a cow-irker who would walk into my office without knocking when the door was closed ... which I usually did when changing pantyhose or something I didn't want to do in public. She did this so many times that I took to bracing one of my guest chairs in front of the door so it wouldn't open ... and the next time, she forced the door open, with the chair skidding across the carpet. jeepers.

And I used to work with some people - on in particular - who kept trying to open image files in Word. Inevitably, I'd get a call complaining that they couldn't open it ... and I'd have to walk them through the process of inserting it into their Word file. Never did catch on. sigh.


Ginger - Aug 30, 2007 11:10:34 am PDT #3555 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I bet they don't have those kind of computer problems there.

Ha! I worked with electrical engineers for years and most were a completely clueless lot who didn't know how to find files if they weren't in "My Recent Documents" and who put hard returns at the end of every line.

Opening a locked door is just wrong.


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 11:12:12 am PDT #3556 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Or, it would keep happening every half second because he hoped to see DJ with her shirt off, again.

Heh.

The one time I walked in on a co-worker changing I nearly died. Maybe I'm just too demure and shit.