That's hysterical, Stephanie. Especially the pointy-ears demo.

Shoot, I meant to put that in Natter. Oh, well, I guess the occasional cross-post is okay. That's what I get for posting before really waking up.

A friend and I are planning to go take a trapeze class on Wednesday. Well, we are if we can figure out how to take public transportation to Inner Harbor -- it seems like it should be relatively simple, but it isn't. I'm betting trapeze will make me feel a bit better.

Can you take the MARC to Camden Yards and walk over? It's not that far, I don't think. I know the MARC schedule is wacky though.

My friend is super into the high-flying trapeze. She's been taking lessons there for about a year and has also gotten into the low-flying (or static) trapeze that I've also done.

Man, I'm all bloaty and sad and, I think, PMS-y which really pisses me off because I'm going to Vegas tomorrow night and (white font for girly) since I had a LEEP last week and my doctor, who is hilariously down-to-earth, told me not to "put anything up there" for three weeks after the procedure, I won't be able to use tampons. Which means no going to the pool. I could cry and probably will. I'm that much of a baby.

Can you take the MARC to Camden Yards and walk over? It's not that far, I don't think. I know the MARC schedule is wacky though.

That was the plan. The wackiness of the MARC schedule is what's messing stuff up.

Oh, lisa, that sucks! LEEPs are seriously unfun, as is the recovery.

It's going to be hot and humid as hell all week so I need to figure out stuff to do with the kids that doesn't involve spending money. I can't take them to the pool by myself and it's too hot to spend all but a very few minutes outside.

This may involve long, leisurely mall walks with the stroller.

The wackiness of the MARC schedule is what's messing stuff up.

argh, yeah. Why does our public transportation system have to suck SO badly?! I hope you can work it out! I'm afraid to do high-flying due to needing to wear glasses and how they'd fly off and then I'd be flying blind! But should I get contact lenses again in the future I'll definitely try it.

This may involve long, leisurely mall walks with the stroller.

This sounds like a reasonable option.

I am insanely jealous of my friends who just left for a two week vacation in Seattle and some nearby island and Victoria, BC. They were bringing SWEATERS with them.

I, on the other hand, am about to go someplace that is actually hotter than it is here (although not by much...plus everything is ACed there and it's a dry heat!)

We're going to Hawaii next month and I'm actually looking forward to the rainforest and the beach rather than this land-locked, armpit weather.

Owen just informed me that he wants to "go see horses and up/down." Good lord, if he means the State Fair, he's out of luck. No way are we going into THAT in this weather.

We're going to go to the beach this weekend. I can't wait to feel the ocean breeze. I don't love our current apartment, but I do love the AC in the living room. It's making this summer much more liveable.

It's going to be hot and humid as hell all week so I need to figure out stuff to do with the kids that doesn't involve spending money. I can't take them to the pool by myself and it's too hot to spend all but a very few minutes outside.

Libraries are air-conditioned. And they have programs for kiddoes, and books that moms can read during the kid programs!