Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2007 9:18:39 pm PDT #3102 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. How about a ring with a stone made from an Orb of Thessela? You could say, "My soul's in there."


WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2007 9:19:00 pm PDT #3103 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hmm... Now I wanna buy a "Promise to Give You a Promise Ring Ring."
How about a "Promise Promise Promise Aw Heck The Word Has Lost All Meaning Ring"?


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2007 9:21:18 pm PDT #3104 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about a "Promise Promise Promise Aw Heck The Word Has Lost All Meaning Ring"?

Yeah. How about an "I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring? Or maybe a "I think I love you so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for" ring?


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2007 9:22:54 pm PDT #3105 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

"I Like You. Plus the Boinking is Nice" ring?
aren't those called "cockrings" ?


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2007 9:23:32 pm PDT #3106 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or a ring made from a fossilized walrus penis bone? [link]

Seen below is a portion of a fossilized Walrus penis bone that sold today at auction for $8000... This marvel of nature, some 4.5 feet long, was purchased by the holding company that owns the Rilpey's Believe it or Not! Museums.


Sean K - Aug 26, 2007 9:25:09 pm PDT #3107 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Skipping to the end to say:

Best part about looking at the moon through your new telescope? Watching it move out of your view, and having to chase it across the sky.

Also? Sharing it with random passers by.


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2007 9:25:48 pm PDT #3108 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OOo I wanna look!


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2007 9:30:02 pm PDT #3109 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We have a moon?

When I was a kid, I tried to look at the moon with my telescope, but I could never get it in view. Needless to say, I never found Jupiter or Saturn either.

That's probably why I never became an astronomer.


Sean K - Aug 26, 2007 9:30:30 pm PDT #3110 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Tuesday morning, there is a total eclipse of the full moon. First total eclipse visible in the SoCal area in four years. The weather looks to be good that morning (knock wood), and I plan on watching.


NoiseDesign - Aug 26, 2007 9:31:33 pm PDT #3111 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Dude! You got a telescope?