I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Aug 26, 2007 5:21:00 pm PDT #3003 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That's why you wait and scrape them off in private.


DavidS - Aug 26, 2007 5:28:11 pm PDT #3004 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's why you wait and scrape them off in private.

So you admit that it's a shameful practice.


Laga - Aug 26, 2007 5:28:29 pm PDT #3005 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Most people aim for the mouth.

I was aiming for my mouth but it wasn't my first shot.


Hil R. - Aug 26, 2007 5:29:11 pm PDT #3006 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have ordered a muffaletta with no meat and no olives at Central Grocery. I got much more grief for the no meat than for the no olives.


Laga - Aug 26, 2007 5:31:00 pm PDT #3007 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

What's the big deal with getting your food the way you want it? As long as you're not putting ketchup on your hotdogs.


Amy - Aug 26, 2007 5:32:34 pm PDT #3008 of 10001
Because books.

Bobby made his olive salad with MAYO and MUSTARD and no olive oil, and I didn't keep watching to see the boys from Serrio Bros. deli smack him down. Too painful.

As long as you're not putting ketchup on your hotdogs.

HEY!


Zenkitty - Aug 26, 2007 5:34:23 pm PDT #3009 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Hotdogs must have ketchup! And no buns.


Hil R. - Aug 26, 2007 5:38:22 pm PDT #3010 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hot dogs should have ketchup, mustard, and sauerkraut. The good kind of sauerkraut that's just cabbage, salt, and water, not that canned kind with vinegar.


vw bug - Aug 26, 2007 5:38:53 pm PDT #3011 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Hotdogs must have ketchup! And no buns.

I'm sorry. Not only do I disagree, but the bun must be a New England style bun.


DavidS - Aug 26, 2007 5:39:41 pm PDT #3012 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Preferred hot dog (usually an Italian sausage, actually, or a brat, or even a bockwurst. Mmmmm, fancy weenies): Dijon mustard, onions and sweet pickle relish.

But that's a condiment issue and open to personal preference.

A muffaletta without olives is not a muffaletta.