I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2007 12:00:08 pm PDT #1382 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I lived in an apartment that had a door that opened directly outside, Senor Sock would often try to escape. Once when it was below zero out, he was waiting by the door for his chance to get out when I came home. I held the door open for him and he walked about a foot outside the door before deciding that inside was better....

Being a Devon Rex, he had much less fur than the usual cat....


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 12:01:47 pm PDT #1383 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

you know you need but say the word and and I will fuck his shit up.

Right behind you with a handfull of smite. Or, you know, we could take turns.


Atropa - Aug 14, 2007 12:08:32 pm PDT #1384 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

you know you need but say the word and and I will fuck his shit up.

And I'll help dispose of evidence.

Kristin, I'm sorry this med isn't working for you.


sj - Aug 14, 2007 12:10:14 pm PDT #1385 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

you know you need but say the word and and I will fuck his shit up.

If you need an alibi...


Laga - Aug 14, 2007 12:37:11 pm PDT #1386 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

::joins the homicidal cuddle pile::


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 14, 2007 12:38:37 pm PDT #1387 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

you know you need but say the word and and I will fuck his shit up.

Oooh, say the word. Say the word!!!

Or, we could just leave this for a future F2F event...


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 14, 2007 12:40:38 pm PDT #1388 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

::joins the homicidal cuddle pile::

Women of the world; you have a new nickname.

Wha? Joe wasn't around and someone had to say it.


Vortex - Aug 14, 2007 12:41:12 pm PDT #1389 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Joe's probably around, he's just, um, occupied thinking abou the HCP


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 12:44:33 pm PDT #1390 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

juliana, I give you this from L after a night out seeing Waitress and singing karaoke to The Dixie Chicks.

"Man, it would be soooooo much easier if all the shitheads would just up and be named Earl."


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 14, 2007 12:45:00 pm PDT #1391 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Oh good, so let's blame Joe and say nothing more about it...

::whistles innocently::