Yay for good deal. I imaging you need a good-sized truck for all the gear you haul around.
I have had long, satisfying relationships with most of my vehicles, but except for my first car, a black 1968 Ford Galaxie that I called The Hearse, I have never named them. They've been that piece-of-shit Duster, the Carina, the Rabbit and the truck, which has served for two trucks over 20 years.
Um, I now own a new (to me) pickup truck.
YAY! What are you going to name her?
Diablobile
Hmm... it was meant to be word play on mobile but that last part just looks like bile instead.
The NoiseBobDesignPantsSinWagonMobile
The NoiseBobDesignPantsSinWagonMobile Turbo.
too bad Pussy Wagon was already taken.
you need an evil laugh sound for the horn! Ooo and make the ladder rack look horn-ish like! OOoo and the trailer hitch have a spikey tail!
ETA: maybe call it Luci (short for Lucifer)... ooo, or just minion. "He Sean, take a ride in minion and deliver some gear to the cathedral"
Man if there's an award for world's worst liar I am surely in the running. Today an employee witnessed a graffiti artist and when he told me I called mall security who called the cops. The cops wanted to talk to the witness but he was afraid that if he talked to the cops someone would lie in wait for us (to retaliate) as we're leaving the theatre late at night. So I asked someone else to go tell the cops "he really didn't get a good look at the guy" because I'm such a terrible liar. Mall security called me five minutes ago and I blabbed the whole story to them. boo me.