How does that come close to $200 million a year?!
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jul 30, 2007 7:37:10 am PDT #984 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Aims - Jul 30, 2007 7:38:47 am PDT #985 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yeah, I'm only coming up with about $90 million.
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 7:40:58 am PDT #986 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'd bet the development money is largely on paper. And that her investors might not be so happy with the jail time either.
And for four million a year I'd give head to Rick Salomon too.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2007 7:42:51 am PDT #987 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
From looking at that list my eyes hurt. $16m, really? For the reality show? Who's paying her to use "That's hot!"?
bon bon - Jul 30, 2007 7:43:49 am PDT #988 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Yeah, the trademarking stuff is totally false. No one pays to use a trademark.
Another story about her inheritance. Same source as the Australia story, but casts doubt on his latest reveal: [link]
Lee - Jul 30, 2007 7:53:10 am PDT #989 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Outlook's spell checker (or at least our version of it) doesn't like "teleporter" but tries to replace it with "teleported".
How can you do one without the other?
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:54:29 am PDT #990 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How can you do one without the other?
Magic? Divine intervention?
amych - Jul 30, 2007 8:01:24 am PDT #991 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Monkeys?
Lee - Jul 30, 2007 8:09:47 am PDT #992 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
but wouldn't the monkeys still need a teleporter?
Or is that what MM is for?
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 8:37:06 am PDT #993 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fernet is on there!
Calamari and octopus are acquired tastes? I don't think so - unless what needs to be acquired is tolerance to tentacle food?