Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 10:03:00 am PDT #9721 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not that it's too high impact for me to undergo- it's finding someone to do it. Trigger point injections, for instance, are relatively simple and can be performed by a pain specialist or an internist. Problem is, those people don't traditionally staff ERs (though CCDH sometimes has an internist in theirs). So we have a simple, incredibly effective and low side effect treatment I don't get in emergency situations.

So something involving only one of the available anaesthiologists at the biggest hospital in the area? Not gonna happen. I'd take it, but it would have to be scheduled somehow.

And, fuck, when they scheduled my admission to Neuro they still had me lying around waiting because I'm only high priority to me-they had trauma and stroke etc victims pouring in.


lori - Sep 11, 2007 10:05:23 am PDT #9722 of 10001

That scale is awesome.

And I have the voodoo toothpick holder AIFG!

t eta Ha! That's a fun site - bacon wallet!


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:06:27 am PDT #9723 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Steph, how does your employer categorize the income? Do they include it on your W-2? Give you a 1099?


Sparky1 - Sep 11, 2007 10:06:57 am PDT #9724 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

So, report it as a bonus? Or is there a more appropriate category?

What form is your employer going to give you for the income? 1099?


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:08:55 am PDT #9725 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Steph, how does your employer categorize the income? Do they include it on your W-2? Give you a 1099?

They don't include it on my W-2, and they don't give me a 1099. My W-2 just has my standard 80-hour-a-week salary info.

I *said* it was financially shifty.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:11:40 am PDT #9726 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Um. I would guess that reporting it as a bonus would be simpler for you, tax-wise. (Simpler in terms of paperwork, not taxable amount. I have no idea about that). If you report it as self-employment income, you'll have to calculate the tax on it and fill out a Schedule SE.

I'm just not sure how you report it as a bonus.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2007 10:14:44 am PDT #9727 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If you report it as self-employment income, you'll have to calculate the tax on it and fill out a Schedule SE.

But can I report self-employment income from the same employer for whom I'm a full-time salaried employee? That doesn't seem possible. Don't you have to be one or the other, in terms of who pays you?


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 10:17:03 am PDT #9728 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And Steph--they paged both my GP and my specialist--not sure how long it took my GP to get back to them, but it was more than an hour for the specialist. My hope is that the specialist (who's remarkably unavailable--1/2 a day of clinic per week) talks to the GP who's a little more findable, and the GP can speak with authority and in a timely manner, whether prompted by me or ER staff.

Means I'll have to go the hospitals I really don't want to, but there's a limit to how much I can like a hospital where I get either really good or totally inadequate care and there's no way to find out which beforehand (I tried calling--they were hip to my tricks).


DavidS - Sep 11, 2007 10:17:49 am PDT #9729 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tep, I'd totally report it as a bonus, and you should have your boss structure the payment that way.


Dana - Sep 11, 2007 10:18:22 am PDT #9730 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm not sure, honestly. I guess using the same Employer ID would probably catch the attention of the IRS, but apparently that happens a lot with your company.

Google's no help. If you get desparate, I probably know someone I can ask or direct to your LJ.