I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 11, 2007 4:06:27 am PDT #9626 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yes, Trudy- have a wonderful year!

The second is a faux interview: Bobo: An Intimate Portrait.

I just laughed until I cried. "stupid fucking dog!" BWAH-HA-HA-HA!

I can't believe that, once again, I am Jesse, in that I think I look good in dark colors, not light colors, but I seem to be able to do Fall colors or winter colors, as long as they are, you know, dark. I just have to change my lipstick color from "toast" to "berry".

I never was able to get a good read on the Color me Beautiful thing because I have a weird color skin, getting weirder the older I get. I am really pale, but sort of olivey, not ivory. Which makes me suspect I am a Fall. But If I let my hair go dark, I get a lot of compliments on really electric colors, and red is one of my staples, so I do not know.


sumi - Sep 11, 2007 4:11:16 am PDT #9627 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Trudy!


Jars - Sep 11, 2007 4:12:54 am PDT #9628 of 10001

When I have pink hair I wear far more brightly coloured clothes than when I don't. Which seems a little counterintuitive, I know.

But I can only get away with orange when I'm not pink.


Fred Pete - Sep 11, 2007 4:13:31 am PDT #9629 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Trudy!


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 4:15:10 am PDT #9630 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy Birthday, Trudy!

ION,

If I remember my "Engineering Disasters" documentaries from History Channel right, the US infantry actually didn't use the Springfield rifle during WWI due to some bonehead in Washington realizing that they were better than anything anyone else had, so if they were taken from a dead doughboy, they would lose technological advantage. As a result, the US sent the boys over there with a vastly inferior POS rifle that blew up in their faces more than fired effective bullets into the Germans.

You're thinking of a machine gun the US had but didn't use. There was a French machine gun that was given to US troops instead, that had an open magazine that tended to get dirt in and jam like you said.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 11, 2007 4:18:45 am PDT #9631 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hippo birdies, Trudy!


Jars - Sep 11, 2007 4:19:05 am PDT #9632 of 10001

Happy birthday Trudy!


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 4:23:56 am PDT #9633 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The headline of this story is the best part:

Prosthetic leg stash found under floor

Plumbers who pulled up the floorboards at a Dorset, England home discovered a cache of hundreds of old artificial legs. Homeowner Mike Sutton told the Dorset Echo he thinks the previous owner "must have been a bit of a Del Boy character," referring to the silly scheming wheeler-dealer in the BBC sitcom Only Fools and Horses. Sutton is investigating whether a charity might be interested in the prosthetics.


Kathy A - Sep 11, 2007 4:40:26 am PDT #9634 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

There was a French machine gun that was given to US troops instead, that had an open magazine that tended to get dirt in and jam like you said.

That's the gun I was thinking of--I forgot that it was French. Still, it was stupid not to use the perfectly good Springfields.


Jars - Sep 11, 2007 4:45:55 am PDT #9635 of 10001

My new boss is obsessed with military archaeology. Half the office library is devoted to guns and battlefields. One of the sites produced a 17th century pistol a while ago and he's still printing pictures of it for he walls.