Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Sep 10, 2007 6:47:19 pm PDT #9585 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have chicken fat in the fridge. Maybe I use that.

I always mix animal fats (schmaltz, bacon fat), with other fats like canola or peanut oil. Lets you fry at a highter temp, but still adds flavor.


billytea - Sep 10, 2007 6:47:20 pm PDT #9586 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked?

Kristin, I would just like to assure you that under my clothing I do not have the entire population of the world walking around completely naked.


bon bon - Sep 10, 2007 6:50:39 pm PDT #9587 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oooh, that's a good idea re: the chicken fat.

Jeremy Clarkson is texting Kristin Scott Thomas about whether the Peugeot is actually cool. I am still surprised at how popular this car show is in Blighty.


ChiKat - Sep 10, 2007 6:51:10 pm PDT #9588 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

This is the useless knowledge my mother's brief foray into makeovers has left me with.

My mother imparted the same useless knowledge on me during her brief stint selling Amway which, suprisingly, included cosmetics.


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 6:51:39 pm PDT #9589 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kristin, I would just like to assure you that under my clothing I do not have the entire population of the world walking around completely naked.

Heh. Blame Sam the Eagle for the poor punctuation. I'm just quoting!

ETA:

My mother imparted the same useless knowledge on me during her brief stint selling Amway which, suprisingly, included cosmetics.

HA!! That's exactly what my mom was doing!


ChiKat - Sep 10, 2007 6:56:31 pm PDT #9590 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

HA!! That's exactly what my mom was doing!

Ack! Did she have all the fabric swatches and stuff?? I remember her pulling me into rooms to show what a Spring looks like because they're not as common as other seasons.


Scrappy - Sep 10, 2007 6:59:22 pm PDT #9591 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jeff Garlin is KILLING on TDS tonight.

Giving Jon the stuff from the gift basket--hilarious!


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 7:00:12 pm PDT #9592 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Ack! Did she have all the fabric swatches and stuff??
SO TOTALLY YES! Oh that's hysterical. My mom sold Amway forever. She still sells through their online Quixtar brand. Have to say that I still use their cleaning products--they're actually really good and organic and shit. But I'm dying over the fact that we both suffered through color-testing. She used to show me off as a blonde-haired winter (also rare). I'm less able to get away with the winter colors now, alas.


bon bon - Sep 10, 2007 7:01:53 pm PDT #9593 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I never really believed in the season thing. This must be what supertasters sound like!

Now I just watched a tense soccer match played by stunt drivers in subcompacts. It was awse and Top Gear is my new favorite show.


megan walker - Sep 10, 2007 7:11:58 pm PDT #9594 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I never really believed in the season thing.

I can't remember what prompted me to do it, because it's totally the type of thing I normally think is a crock of sh*t. However, I can't tell you how much it improved my wardrobe and self-confidence. My sister was a bit sad when we determined she was a fall because she hated the idea that mustard yellow might be one of her best colors, but within weeks of buying a few pieces with that in mind, she was a total convert. She said everyone noticed.

"Springs" are pretty rare, which is probably why Trinny and Susannah just have the three categories. You can get a general idea of what you are here: [link]

I basically took everything out of my closet and held it up to my face in good light, alternating between what I thought were warm and cool colors. I made four piles: definitely better, definitely worse, okay, and "I have no f*cking idea". In the end, every single piece in the better pile was a summer color, and everything in the okay pile was a winter color.

If you can find it, the Color me Beautiful book from the 80s has a lot more sample colors in each category. I also recommend an old book called Flatter Your Figure. The fashions are completely outdated, but it gives you a good method for objectively determining your "problem" areas.