Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Sep 10, 2007 11:17:10 am PDT #9507 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

shrift -- quick, get some kitten posters to throw the bosses off track, not to mention annoying your coworkers so much they avoid looking at you. (c.f. Angela on The Office, the only difference being evidently that she likes kitten posters)


sumi - Sep 10, 2007 11:18:39 am PDT #9508 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, go beyond pictures and find a nice collection of Kitten-images on China - that should frighten your bosses. . . wear lots of pink tweed. You know what I mean.


shrift - Sep 10, 2007 11:19:55 am PDT #9509 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'd suggest posters from musicals about duty.

Gilbert and Sullivan is just what I need to make my own personal hell in the manky bowels of sub-basement level three.


Ginger - Sep 10, 2007 11:21:25 am PDT #9510 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

No asshole doctor for ita.

My wardrobe is black, teal, black, blue, black, red, black, black, black. I am not usually up to the challenge of matching colors.


Sparky1 - Sep 10, 2007 11:26:36 am PDT #9511 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Good luck and good drugs, ita.

I like black on my bottom, thankyewverymuch.

One of my co-workers just told me that when he was a kid, he thought that the "Disney on Ice" show was Walt Disney's cryogenic frozen self being paraded around the country and he was seriously disappointed to find out it wasn't. Wouldn't have it been awesome if it was? Many unemployed ice-skaters, though.


Steph L. - Sep 10, 2007 11:31:39 am PDT #9512 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

One of my co-workers just told me that when he was a kid, he thought that the "Disney on Ice" show was Walt Disney's cryogenic frozen self being paraded around the country

I would pay good money to see that.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 10, 2007 11:33:51 am PDT #9513 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

he thought that the "Disney on Ice" show was Walt Disney's cryogenic frozen self being paraded around the country

Oh my god, that makes me laugh and laugh.

I just watched, for the first time, part of Arrested Development, and I am wondering, is it wrong or strange that I find the guy playing GOB to be kinda hot? Because I did.


bon bon - Sep 10, 2007 11:34:00 am PDT #9514 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Auto-clown? I like.

This convo is interesting, because I completely gave up this morning and am wearing brown & blue striped pants with a black sweater. Fuck it, I can't deal.

I am intrigued by the idea of losing all my black basics. I would probably dress less uniformly.


bon bon - Sep 10, 2007 11:34:56 am PDT #9515 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

and I am wondering, is it wrong or strange that I find the guy playing GOB to be kinda hot? Because I did.

No, he's hot, not least because of the voice. He is married to Amy Poehler. Oph! And I saw him in person, and: hot.


aurelia - Sep 10, 2007 11:37:36 am PDT #9516 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Okay, strangest thing you've researched for a story, fanfic or otherwise. Go!

I learned what a punkah was and figured out a way to approximate one for the stage. I don't know if it was the strangest thing, but it's what I can remember at the moment.

they say black is really only for funerals

There is always a funeral happening somewhere.