We're going to be locked in a tiny windowless room in a place that smells manky and will get no cell service and the bathroom is really far away.
Oh dear.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 10, 2007 10:24:26 am PDT #9470 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Theodosia - Sep 10, 2007 10:33:05 am PDT #9471 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
You know, I should probably take some NSAIDS to head off my oncoming sinus headache. Instead of sitting here like I can't do anything about it and play solitaire.
Kathy A - Sep 10, 2007 10:34:05 am PDT #9472 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I can feel my sinuses starting to ache, too. I'll have to wait until I get home to pop a Claritin.
Allyson - Sep 10, 2007 10:35:05 am PDT #9473 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
DO NOT WANT.
Will they let you keep the red swingline stapler?
shrift - Sep 10, 2007 10:37:53 am PDT #9474 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Maybe the universe really wants you to look for a new job.
Remind me to dust off my resume when I get home and after I've napped, man.
megan walker - Sep 10, 2007 10:37:57 am PDT #9475 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Over the weekend I read a little about what's coming up in fashion this season. They used the term "clash" to describe the combination of navy and black. Do y'all see that as a clash? They might not be worn together much, but I think they look okay.
For what it's worth, in the BBC What Not to Wear book with the color charts, they say not to wear black with anything but brown or grey. They are all about "wearing color with color" and hate the prevalence of black. Yet, black does appear as a matching color on one of the color charts--dark blue, specifically, navy.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 10, 2007 10:38:31 am PDT #9476 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Will they let you keep the red swingline stapler?
Only if she uses it to staple cover sheets on the TPS reports.
lisah - Sep 10, 2007 10:39:51 am PDT #9477 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
For what it's worth, in the BBC What Not to Wear book with the color charts, they say not to wear black with anything but brown or grey. They are all about "wearing color with color" and hate the prevalence of black.
huh? That's just crazy.
§ ita § - Sep 10, 2007 10:42:59 am PDT #9478 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
they say not to wear black with anything but brown or grey. They are all about "wearing color with color" and hate the prevalence of black.
Yikes. I like grey a great deal, but I'm very picky about it. I wear black with almost everything. I'm trying to imagine what in my wardrobe would go with this pale pink (sleeveless turtleneck) sweater and coming up very short.
Speaking of coming up short, I think I'm bailing for today. Too much headache. See y'all from the ER, maybe.
tommyrot - Sep 10, 2007 10:43:05 am PDT #9479 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's just crazy.
ITA. I wear black with anything. Except dark Navy.