I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Jul 25, 2007 9:06:23 am PDT #93 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh Kat, I'm so sorry. Please let me know if I can do anything. I'm home for most of the next month and have a very flexible schedule.


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2007 9:07:43 am PDT #94 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Kristin.

Weird-assed art.

I water my Ficus once a month, if that. I can't imagine the phone bill.

Kat...I'm so sorry about all this.


sarameg - Jul 25, 2007 9:09:55 am PDT #95 of 10001

I water my Ficus once a month, if that. I can't imagine the phone bill.

I think my phone would never stop ringing. I sometimes adhere to the "if it's limp, time to water it!" school.


Kat - Jul 25, 2007 9:11:10 am PDT #96 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yeah. Me too. I think the next thing to do is to request a DNR for Grace.

Sigh.

On the straining-to-find-the-bright-side, I've lost 4 lbs this week and Noah now weighs closer to 10 lbs than to 9.


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 9:11:28 am PDT #97 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Weird-assed art.

My favorite kind!

ION, sorry, Kat. Some day you will be past all this.


amych - Jul 25, 2007 9:12:01 am PDT #98 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, {{{{{Kat}}}}}


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2007 9:13:12 am PDT #99 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the next thing to do is to request a DNR for Grace.

Oh dear.


beth b - Jul 25, 2007 9:14:14 am PDT #100 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Kat , I am so sorry this has been so hard - and not getting easier soon.

walkablity of my neighborhood 46 - but they missed a number of things - there info is more than a year old. and some of the things they talk about are only technically walkable. My coffee shop isn't even on the list!


Kat - Jul 25, 2007 9:14:14 am PDT #101 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yesterday I watched The Holiday over the course of like 10 hours. I can suspend disbelief as much as the next person but there is no way that Kate Winslet's character would ever fall for Jack Black. (Notice I didn't say Jack Black's character because, let's be honest, all of his "characters" are really just shades of him).

I t heart Kate Winslet.


Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 9:14:31 am PDT #102 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm so sorry Kat. You, Grace, and Noah are in my thoughts.

Double urk. They let you store large quantities of that stuff right near actual city parts where stuff happens? (I mean, I don't know shit about petroleum products, and I know that stuff is what they make torches out of.)

I guess. On the blogs they're debating the intelligence of it though.

Air is gross outside, and though they say no adverse health effects, it's hard not to hold my breath and wonder if it's an acetylene headache or just a slight hangover.