Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2007 4:09:02 am PDT #9280 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

TV is bad for you!

Only if you try to break up with it.


Kat - Sep 09, 2007 4:46:37 am PDT #9281 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yoiks! dropped TV = scary.

I'm happy to buy my nieces something they love and that isn't all about boobs, boys, make-up and wearing short skirts.

ITA. Outside of the extreme expense, I sort of like American Girl stuff. I'll never be able to afford it for Grace (or Noah... to be all equal opportunity about it) should either of them them have interest in it. Though if they wanted the 1974 doll, I'd be all wigged because that seems to young to be history!


Jessica - Sep 09, 2007 4:55:49 am PDT #9282 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I like American Girls in theory, but they're kind of like the Bugaboo strollers of the doll world to me -- yes, the quality is high enough to justify the price, but on the other hand there has to be a better way to spend that much money. I wouldn't object to getting either as a gift, but I can't ever see buying one myself.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2007 5:01:36 am PDT #9283 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Dick in a Box" wins Emmy. [link]

What's funny is this article avoids using the word "dick."


Jessica - Sep 09, 2007 5:23:04 am PDT #9284 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Ooh! Want!

(Note to self: you suck at keeping plants alive. No chocolate tree for you!)


Theodosia - Sep 09, 2007 5:25:01 am PDT #9285 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tom, I'd classify no-broken-picture-tube as a mitigated disaster -- it could have been a lot worse, including bleeding, et cetera.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2007 5:29:28 am PDT #9286 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Theo's got a point, Tom. Still, ugh!

Having a Tasty Kake for breakfast isn't a really bad thing, is it? Especially when you wake up feeling extra-special gronky...?

I had a slice of pizza, so I say go for it.


Kat - Sep 09, 2007 5:33:48 am PDT #9287 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

but they're kind of like the Bugaboo strollers of the doll world to me

How did you know that I am looking at Bugaboo strollers right now?

I'd love Pizza for breakfast. I think I'll I have chili over spaghetti instead. Or a leftover pork sandwich.


JenP - Sep 09, 2007 5:42:16 am PDT #9288 of 10001

Having a Tasty Kake for breakfast isn't a really bad thing, is it? Especially when you wake up feeling extra-special gronky...?

I had the slice of cheesecake I couldn't eat last night...


Strix - Sep 09, 2007 5:56:42 am PDT #9289 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You know what? Watching "Dick in a Box" STILL makes me giggle uncontrollably. Hee!

Hee. Still giggling.