Much to skip and skim... random meara:

Happy belated birthdays, Nilly and flea and Lyra Jane!

Matilda walking, Dylan rolling over... wow, it happens fast!

Seattle, meara! You so lucky.

Consuela! Gorgeous doggie!

I hate high-waist pants. Uncomfortable.

1974? I was 11! I'm history too. I'd rather be mythology.

How can the day be over already? I still have stuff to do!

Puppy! Baby!

I'd have stuff to report, except there is nothing except a dear neighbor is moving and it makes me sad. She's a retired principal, brought me a plate of food after I'd had a bad day and drove me to a rental place when I thought my car was broke. I hate to see good people leave, even when it is to a better thing for them. I stubbornly cling to my neighborhood.

Speaking of dogs, wanna play slip 'n' slide?

I think I must have watched that eleventy-thousand times the other day. Still good.

Though, to be fair, the 1970s were a pivotal time for women in America, and most young women/girls today truly don't have a clue about it.

Yes, but that's why we have Judy Blume...

Disturbing conversation here in the heartland:

Me: You know, if Hillary ends up president, there will be an entire generation with no recollection of a president that isn't a Bush or a Clinton.

Abi: raises hand bemusedly

Me: Shut up. You're going to make me not want to sleep with people your age.

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Consuela, congratulations. Not only have you rescued a beautiful dog, you appear to have rescued her from Neo-Nazis.

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Abi and I are going to go get Steak -n- Shake. I had a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast in New York, a dog with the works in Chicago for lunch, and now some hard core fast food for dinner in the heartland!!

oh, 'suela, great doggie! So cute.

KristinT, how do you get to work? Do you take 134-405 or do you go 110-10? I'm looking for the quickest route and I dunno which it is.

I'd say 110-10 Kat, except for at that hour you are stuck in rush hour traffic the whole way. What about surface streets? Is there a good route?

[eta: Oh, and before our walk we went to Bubby's (the Brooklyn branch) for brunch. NYCistas will recognize this as the restaurant where Teppy mocked us for our seasonal candy.]

Good times, good times.

So, ARE the Mallomars back yet? Has the annual Migration of the Mallomars returning from San Capistrano happened yet?

Oh, Steak n' Shake. I loved their placemats. Sniff.

I just had a minor meltdown upon hearing that my psychotic semi-boss is, in fact, trash-talking me to MY OWN FUCKING FRIENDS. Which is kinda funny in that she is that clueless, but on the other hand: wow, it's exciting to discover that as much as I hated her already, apparently I had a whole world of hate still in reserve.

So. Is anyone here self-employed/freelancing? Because at this point I'm really curious how much I need to earn from TWoP and such to be able to quit my job. I just cannot deal with this shit; it's making me crazy. Crazier.

I'm gonna schedule an appointment with my accountant, but some first-hand info would be useful so I know how (un?)realistic I'm being here while I'm freshly pissed off.

Steak -n- Shake was grand!

Alas, however, those bastards at Tiger Schulmann have ruined my iron stomach. Now that I've been healthy-ass work-out girl for the past six weeks I feel all bloated and burpy after eating a 'frisco melt, cheese fries and a double dark chocolate fudge shake.

I know Ginger is, Strega. She's been most generous with helpful information on another topic for me, so I'm guessing she'd be the same for you on this one. I think, though I could be wrong (stunning thought, I know), that she works on writery type things, even.