You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Sep 06, 2007 6:10:43 am PDT #8726 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Not too surprisingly, I can get He-brew at my local grocery stores.

Happy birthday flea!!


shrift - Sep 06, 2007 6:12:40 am PDT #8727 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

OK, this Dragoncon photo is pretty funny

It's only funny if you aren't sitting there minding your own business when the chick with the leafblower comes around and starts blowing up kilts and sending sweaty crotch funk blasting into your face.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 6:14:45 am PDT #8728 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's only funny if you aren't sitting there minding your own business when the chick with the leafblower comes around and starts blowing up kilts and sending sweaty crotch funk blasting into your face.

OK, that would be a downside.

Band name: Sweaty Crotch Funk and the Leafblowers. Their first album: Up Your Kilt.


Jars - Sep 06, 2007 6:16:45 am PDT #8729 of 10001

So it's kind of like spring break, but for nerds and the socially inept?


lisah - Sep 06, 2007 6:17:42 am PDT #8730 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Yom Hoolledet same'akh, Nilly!!!

Happy Birthday, Flea!!!

Yay Walky Matilda!!!


javachik - Sep 06, 2007 6:21:33 am PDT #8731 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday Nilly! And is it wrong for a Gentile to want to know her Jewish b'date? No? General date is June 14, 1969.

And happy first steps Matilda!

And Jars you don't know me, but that part of Ireland is my most favorite place on Earth, if not for the pulled Murphy's alone! I am so envious of your move.


javachik - Sep 06, 2007 6:21:49 am PDT #8732 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Flea too!? Happy Day!


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:21:59 am PDT #8733 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So it's kind of like spring break, but for nerds and the socially inept?

What does that make ComicCon?

I just shopped at J Jill online. I feel...I never liked anything in their stores. I hope it ends well.

Happy birthday, flea and Nilly!

All this September birthing energy. Watch me get distracted and miss my sister's birthday in a week or so. That's a hanging offense in these (and all) parts.


Aims - Sep 06, 2007 6:22:55 am PDT #8734 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What does that make ComicCon?

Spring break for the nerds and literate.

(And just for that touch of irony, I had to double check my spelling of 'literate'.)


javachik - Sep 06, 2007 6:23:53 am PDT #8735 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

What did you buy, Ita?

For the first time over, I bought shoes online (Monday). I purchased the exact same Merrill's I already own (which are falling apart from living in them) and then a couple of others in the same brand. I've finally given in to the fact that at 38 I have "old woman's" feet and 90% of my days need to be spent in practically orthopedic footwear.