Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 06, 2007 4:58:39 am PDT #8703 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I love eating celery! It is an excellent carrier of dip.


Nilly - Sep 06, 2007 4:59:48 am PDT #8704 of 10001
Swouncing

Well, of course, we eat things that are punned in Hebrew (and ancient Hebrew, because these are ancient customs). The celery was just an "in English" example.

Oh, and apples with honey. Yum.


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 5:03:35 am PDT #8705 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The celery was just an "in English" example.

Oh, I got that. I just took the opportunity to dis celery....


Dana - Sep 06, 2007 5:04:27 am PDT #8706 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

On her "Wake Up With Whoopi" radio show heard on New York's WKTU-FM on Wednesday, Goldberg said she wanted to make clear she didn't condone Vick's actions. The Atlanta Falcons quarterback admitted he provided money for a dogfighting ring that operated on his property and helped kill six to eight pit bulls.

"I do not think that Michael Vick was smart," she said. "I am thrilled that the cops took care of it.'


Jars - Sep 06, 2007 5:06:57 am PDT #8707 of 10001

A sports guy in Ireland just got done for dog fighting. What is with the world and the assholes who inhabit it?


Ginger - Sep 06, 2007 5:08:08 am PDT #8708 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A sports guy in Ireland just got done for dog fighting.

Thus helping to undermine Whoopi's "it's a Southern thing."


Nilly - Sep 06, 2007 5:09:29 am PDT #8709 of 10001
Swouncing

I'm with Jesse. I like celery. And it makes such interesting crunching noises when being chewed.


Aims - Sep 06, 2007 5:17:56 am PDT #8710 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

like eating a celery and saying "may we get a raise in salary",

Cindy would convert for food. I will convert for holidays to make bad puns during.


meara - Sep 06, 2007 5:18:28 am PDT #8711 of 10001

I like celery with peanut butter and raisins...

Happy Birthday flea and Nilly!!

It's like eating a celery and saying "may we get a raise in salary", stuff like that.

Can I say how damn impressed I am that you are fluent enough to PUN in another language? Damn. I dont' know that I'll ever be that fluent in a second language. Jealous!


shrift - Sep 06, 2007 5:28:40 am PDT #8712 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Happy birthday, Nilly and flea!

I barely got any sleep last night. I suspect that today is going to be kind of miserable.