That He-brew site is pretty funny.
Genesis Ale: Our First Creation
Messiah Bold: It's the Beer You've Been Waiting For!
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 4:42:21 am PDT #8691 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Sep 06, 2007 4:42:31 am PDT #8692 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
All of our holidays are "eat and then eat some more" ones, though.
You say this as if it were not one of the major selling points.
Sue - Sep 06, 2007 4:44:03 am PDT #8693 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Happy Birthday Flea!!
Tom Scola - Sep 06, 2007 4:45:40 am PDT #8694 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Happy birthday flea!!
sumi - Sep 06, 2007 4:46:40 am PDT #8695 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday flea!
Nilly - Sep 06, 2007 4:46:52 am PDT #8696 of 10001
Swouncing
You say this as if it were not one of the major selling points.
I have to quote Cindy: "Will convert for food".
This year, Rosh Hashana (which is a 2-days holiday) is on Thursday and Friday, so it's right next to shabbat. This means that there will be three full days of large meals. People try to prepare themselves already.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 4:49:20 am PDT #8697 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
People try to prepare themselves already.
Stomach-stretching exercises? Buying pants with elastic waistbands?
Jars - Sep 06, 2007 4:49:37 am PDT #8698 of 10001
This means that there will be three full days of large meals.
Best. Holiday. Ever.
Send me some over.
Fred Pete - Sep 06, 2007 4:54:55 am PDT #8699 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthdays, Nilly and Flea!
Yay, Matilda!
Nilly - Sep 06, 2007 4:55:29 am PDT #8700 of 10001
Swouncing
Stomach-stretching exercises? Buying pants with elastic waistbands?
Some people do that, too. Some are just moaning the "how much weight am I going to gain?", "which present will I have to bring to the annoying aunt?", "will we have to eat that disgusting thing that this annoying aunt is preparing?", "why on earth did I volunteer to host anything?" and "what are the current prices for flights abroad in the upcoming week?".
Send me some over.
The food is even nicer on Rosh Hashana, in some families (like, thankfully, mine), because parts of it are puns on the names of the foods, who are written or pronounced similarly to verbs or other words, so we can use the food as a way of asking something good for the upcoming year, using that verb. It's like eating a celery and saying "may we get a raise in salary", stuff like that. So the evening meals (during which this is conducted) are lots of fun.