I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 05, 2007 9:01:12 am PDT #8517 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Does the offer stand if the cube is about five inches to a side?


Aims - Sep 05, 2007 9:02:27 am PDT #8518 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Still stands.


Vortex - Sep 05, 2007 9:06:25 am PDT #8519 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Be careful Aimee, I could use the money!

notice that she didn't say that she would give you money, she would give you a check for $1000. No guarantee that you could cash it ;) Well played, Aims!


beekaytee - Sep 05, 2007 9:07:46 am PDT #8520 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I thought of that as soon as I hit send...hmph. Ima require cash...half of which will be necessary for bail, I'm sure.


Toddson - Sep 05, 2007 9:11:36 am PDT #8521 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From ita's link (I usually click on ita's links ... gets my heart pumping, one way or the other).

And ita, ease of cleaning depends on the model. Mine - which is a classic design (we had one when I was a kid!) - is easy. Other models may not be.


Atropa - Sep 05, 2007 9:14:48 am PDT #8522 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Paging shrift! Grab the popcorn, MCR fandom is going to explode! [link]


§ ita § - Sep 05, 2007 9:17:51 am PDT #8523 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay. If you're Vick sensitive, close your eyes.

Whoopi Goldberg on the deal:

"Instead of just saying (Vick) is a beast and he's a monster, this is a kid who comes from a culture where this is not questioned."

Balancing human life against animal is a personal task. But she needs to use a lot more words to make this not also condone, say, lynching in the South. I mean, after all--wasn't there a time when it wasn't questioned? I wonder (though not enough to watch The View) what the rest of her words actually were.


Aims - Sep 05, 2007 9:18:49 am PDT #8524 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

notice that she didn't say that she would give you money, she would give you a check for $1000. No guarantee that you could cash it ;) Well played, Aims!

Thank you! Thank you!


Kathy A - Sep 05, 2007 9:22:04 am PDT #8525 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

If any Chicagoans belong to any of the Cheetah Gym locations, they've closed and you should probably check to see if your identity has been stolen.


Aims - Sep 05, 2007 9:22:46 am PDT #8526 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm on a "well-played" roll today. Joe's mom has been watching Em the past couple of days while Joe's been working. Em was wearing a SOAKING wet Pull-Up when we picked her up yesterday with the explanation being, "When I ask her to go potty, she says she doesn't have to."

When we dropped her off today, I told Em, "Now, you tell Grandma when you have to go potty or she'll just put you on the darn thing anyway." Grandma responded, "Oh, is that what you do? Ok, we'll do that." To which Em responded, "I needa go potty."

Joe said, "That was very nicely done." when we got out to the car.