I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jul 29, 2007 5:16:05 am PDT #809 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

For "play" barking, sure. I'd buy that. I'm not sure that "security" barking falls into that pattern though. Boredom barking is something I'd also consider separate from play barking.

Plus there are breeds that are simply barkers - most of your terrier classes, for ex - and breeds that generally are not - huskies are basically non-barkers, unless it's really encouraged in them. Most fall somewhere in between.

Lucy is basically not a very barky dog, and only in her security function. Mailmen, doorbells and knocks on the door, but especially other dogs passing by are her big triggers. ETA: And the other dog thing show how much the security concern is defending her own turf, rather than "oh, she's protecting you..." heh.

I should add another category, which is "hurry up and give me what I want" barking, which in her case mostly arises if she's out in the yard and wants to come in and you haven't responded to her scratches at the door quickly enough for her liking.


Dana - Jul 29, 2007 5:20:50 am PDT #810 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

In my experience, Yorkies are certainly very vocal.


Zenkitty - Jul 29, 2007 6:13:36 am PDT #811 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Mike had a Samoyed that never barked. The whole time I lived with him, like three years, I never heard that dog bark. Not even chasing squirrels.


Lee - Jul 29, 2007 6:27:11 am PDT #812 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So excited for the Ripper news.

Lee, what did you want to do in San Jose?

Turn left from San Carlos onto Market, since the hotel Cass was in was on Market. They had the whole area blocked off because of the race, so I couldn't get there.


Dana - Jul 29, 2007 6:49:49 am PDT #813 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Ha. Versus has lost their Tour de France feed in the middle of the last stage. Whoops.


DavidS - Jul 29, 2007 6:54:52 am PDT #814 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David! The Memphis Flyer just namechecked your Oxford American review of Mike McCarthy movies.

I'm an authority!

Ahhhh, weaponized spork.


DavidS - Jul 29, 2007 7:00:43 am PDT #815 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, well that explains the sporks...

The Oxford English Corpus — compiled from 32,000 different sources, ranging from news to fiction to blogs, all published since 2000, representing English from all over the world and growing every year — is a mother lode of such insights.

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sumi - Jul 29, 2007 7:02:23 am PDT #816 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

At least vs got it back at the very end.

Yorkies are a sort of terrier.

Barking is behavior that they call "self-rewarding" in dog-training and very difficult to train out.


Miracleman - Jul 29, 2007 7:04:53 am PDT #817 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Well, if someone can recommend a way to train an eight-year-old beagle out of barking, short of electrocution, surgery or a shovel to the brain-pan, I'd love to hear it.


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2007 7:08:03 am PDT #818 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is really appealing to me: It's not your mom's mini-van

With rust and wood paneling concealing the menacing turbo-power hiding under the hood, no one would expect that old Dodge Caravan to rule the drag strip

Sporting bib overalls, gnarly beard and grimy baseball cap, Paul Smith looks nothing like a champion of the thoroughly domesticated.

But he becomes their hero every time he works his stout frame behind the steering wheel of his dragster: a 1989 mini-van with rust bubbles on the fender, faux wood grain on the sides, 185,000 miles on the odometer and a turbocharged engine that rockets the van down the track at 106 m.p.h.

"A lot of dads walk up to me after a race," said Smith, 43, of Seneca in north central Illinois. "They're just shaking their heads. They can't believe it. They shake my hand and say 'thanks.'"

A husband and father of three with a trailer sales business, Smith drag-races mini-vans.

He's part of a curious corner of the auto racing subculture in which avengers of the sensible deliberately keep their mini-vans as frumpy and suburban-vanilla as possible. But menacing horsepower lurks under the hoods, and sitting in the captain's chairs are steely-eyed veterans.