You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 8:20:38 am PDT #78 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Any terrorist worth his salt would be taking credit for all of this.

There actually was some worry about that because it's not far from the federal building where the Holy Land Foundation trial is.


Trudy Booth - Jul 25, 2007 8:20:50 am PDT #79 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Reporter Matthew Haag spoke to Dallas Fire-Rescue Lt. Joel Lavender, who said the fire started on an 18-wheeler on a loading dock on the back side of Southwest. The fire then spread into the building, where tanks of oxygen tanks, helium and acetylene began blowing up.

Yeah, those Muggles will believe anything...


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 8:22:03 am PDT #80 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The fire then spread into the building, where tanks of oxygen tanks, helium and acetylene began blowing up.

Firefighters hate it when helium tanks blow up - it leads to them talking in high-pitched voices.


Trudy Booth - Jul 25, 2007 8:22:34 am PDT #81 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

There actually was some worry about that because it's not far from the federal building where the Holy Land Foundation trial is.

Yeah, the explosion at Grand Central was similar for the first half hour or so. Even after we got some information there was a lot of "They ALWAYS say its a transformer..."

(and it turns out it wasn't a transformer, so they probably WERE just saying it...)


Miracleman - Jul 25, 2007 8:22:47 am PDT #82 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Yeah, those Muggles will believe anything...

Oh. Oh, man.

My bad. I was trying to incinerate the Dalai Lama, but I sneezed.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2007 8:24:53 am PDT #83 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Firefighters hate it when helium tanks blow up - it leads to them talking in high-pitched voices.

I'd imagine they also hate the inert gas pushing out and replacing breathable oxygen. Though at least it doesn't contribute to the burning!


Kathy A - Jul 25, 2007 8:35:54 am PDT #84 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember the time Mom and I were driving on the bypass road around Philadelphia, and there was a fuel-tank fire happening right next to the highway and they didn't shut down the road at all! We drove past the billowing plume of flame and could feel the heat of the fire as we went past.


Daisy Jane - Jul 25, 2007 8:39:18 am PDT #85 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This fire was pretty close to downtown and right close to some highway exchanges. I'm hearing about people abandoning their cars, trying to back up off the highways, flying cannisters. Scary stuff.

On DMN's editorial blog:

It's never good when the newspaper's former jack-of-all-war-trades foreign correspondent (now editorial board member) says during the morning staff meeting: "That sure feels like explosions."


§ ita § - Jul 25, 2007 8:47:17 am PDT #86 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The World Without Us. Sounds like a fascinating read.


Pix - Jul 25, 2007 8:55:36 am PDT #87 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ita, I heard a great interview on NPR with that author. I'll go fetch the link...