I wanna go to preschool and have someone make me a yummy lunch!
Me too!
Me three, except my tummy is hurty! Also, Owen is so big and Cute! He has the same backpack as my godson, I think!
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 30, 2007 4:55:16 am PDT #7673 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
shrift - Aug 30, 2007 4:56:28 am PDT #7674 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Plenty of time, right?
Two hours? Plenty of time! I don't think I've forgotten anything important, but I'm only now just getting coffee.
sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 5:09:03 am PDT #7675 of 10001
Have sore jaw. It woke me up this morning. Not a good way to wake up.
Also, in fighting with my cat over the pillow in my sleep, I dreamed he was 74964399342.68 (or something like that) and if I could just turn him into a whole integer divisible by 5, he'd stop kicking me in the head and I'd have the pillow all to myself.
It made sense then, ok?
brenda m - Aug 30, 2007 5:15:16 am PDT #7676 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Neat ideas:
Thank Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter is speaking on Xavier University's campus September 6 in Cincinnati. Her $20,000+ speaking fee equals about $5 for every Xavier student. Can you give $5 to support student groups on Xavier's campus working for justice, diversity, fairness, and compassion? The same kind of groups Ann Coulter regularly attacks? We'll let her know how much we raise, and send her a thank you card signed with your name.
Nilly - Aug 30, 2007 5:17:54 am PDT #7677 of 10001
Swouncing
I dreamed he was 74964399342.68 (or something like that) and if I could just turn him into a whole integer divisible by 5, he'd stop kicking me in the head and I'd have the pillow all to myself.
Of course it makes sense. He would then be a respectable member of the rational numbers group, and as a rational being, he would understand why kicking you is not the proper thing to do. I mean, obviously.
sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 5:20:56 am PDT #7678 of 10001
Bwahahaha!
I think the evenings of tutoring this summer have taken their toll.
amych - Aug 30, 2007 5:21:12 am PDT #7679 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
as a rational being
Nah, he'd still be a cat.
Nilly - Aug 30, 2007 5:22:49 am PDT #7680 of 10001
Swouncing
Nah, he'd still be a cat.
But a cat divisible by 5!
No, wait. Every cat should be this way, what with four legs plus one tail. Hmm.
flea - Aug 30, 2007 5:33:40 am PDT #7681 of 10001
information libertarian
Hivemind: I seem to have developed seasonal allergies for the first time in my life. I had about a month of itchy throat caused by postnasal drip this spring, and now it's back. Can anyone recommend a safe, no-side-effect, cheap OTC medicine to help make me feel less like ripping my throat out, and possibly the throat of any innocent being who happens to annoy me? I have tried taking sudafed at night sometimes, and it helps some, but I am wary of taking a sudafed every night for weeks on end. Or do I need to see a doctor?
Dana - Aug 30, 2007 5:40:24 am PDT #7682 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Ann Coulter is speaking on Xavier University's campus September 6 in Cincinnati.
I thought for a second you meant Xavier in New Orleans, and I was prepared to be very surprised.
Can anyone recommend a safe, no-side-effect, cheap OTC medicine to help make me feel less like ripping my throat out
Benadryl will help, but it may make you sleepy. Afrin will help, but it can only be used for about three days before it starts making things worse. Theo is a big proponent of plain old saline nasal spray.