You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Jul 28, 2007 8:28:18 am PDT #742 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It is raining elephants and giraffes here in the northeastland. This means, no moving things! (I have some random crap going into storage.) On the down side, this means cleaning.

Also, there is no Fox Game of the Week on (yet) so we are required to entertain ourselves through our drudgery with classic rock radio.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2007 8:29:14 am PDT #743 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, y'all. Usually I don't care (I mean, I care), but I'm about to abandon him for a few days.


sarameg - Jul 28, 2007 8:33:48 am PDT #744 of 10001

I need to go shovel out my car as to not force passengers to ride on the hood or perch on a errant pieplate, but it's steamy out there and bleh. At 2. I'll give myself until then.


Theodosia - Jul 28, 2007 9:37:06 am PDT #745 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Whereas when Nutty wrote the above post, it was raining cats and dogs, but now the sun is shining brightly. It may rain again, so who knows?


sarameg - Jul 28, 2007 10:02:52 am PDT #746 of 10001

There are places to sit in my car and I have 2 lbs of cherries. I miss living near orchards. Cherries are kinda expensive. But who cares?!! CHERRIES.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2007 10:59:30 am PDT #747 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For the record, I am nice to that instructor. She's my little one, even when she's not on my leash. And my candid boy/sex/porn/fetish advice is priceless.

Got acupuncture which broke most of my morning migraine. Taught, which didn't bring it back. Sitting at the car wash might be all I have left for now, though. Maybe tomorrow for the gym and basking in the sun.

God, my car was filthy. But the front bumper is loose and I'm trying to delay fixing it because it might require favours for transportation and I'm so Needette McNeederson these days.

If you have heart, float up a prayer that the caked dirt wasn't actually holding the bumper on, and that it'll come out in as many pieces (or fewer) than it went in.

Got my mother to tell me about the family friend funeral they'd been keeping from me. I'm almost forty and in the second year of the migraine. Lose the kid gloves, ma.

Hey- how much do you tip at the car wash? I probably should have asked that earlier.


Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2007 11:07:48 am PDT #748 of 10001
brillig

For those of you who are forwarding the Hello Kitty evil overlordship

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Will no one think of the cats?


Kat - Jul 28, 2007 12:01:23 pm PDT #749 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, get the bumper fixed. Noah and I will give you a ride as we now have a NEW CAR!


amych - Jul 28, 2007 12:02:03 pm PDT #750 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yay new car! What'd you get?


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2007 12:04:47 pm PDT #751 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks for the offer, Kat. It's more of a this-side-of-town favour, since the ride would be to get me to and from work.

Hmm. Hmmm. I need to think logistics, but have no brain right now. Maybe I nap.

I'm out of strawberries. Someone should bring me some.

See how good I am with the not-actually-useful favour-asking? Gifted.

Though I do want to see Noah now that he's been sprung from NICU. I have to gather my strength.