Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 28, 2007 4:18:27 pm PDT #7387 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yay Tom!

I always thought guys tended to dress toward their lower-hanging testicle, as there's more room on that side.


sarameg - Aug 28, 2007 4:23:41 pm PDT #7388 of 10001

The things that never occur to me.


Jesse - Aug 28, 2007 4:27:09 pm PDT #7389 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously.


Kat - Aug 28, 2007 4:33:44 pm PDT #7390 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

GO TOM! I'm so impressed.

Had a conversation with a coworker who inadvertantly got married while doing a dance in Benin. Oops. No one told her that it was a marriage ceremony. She thought she was just *dancing*.


megan walker - Aug 28, 2007 4:34:40 pm PDT #7391 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

WAY TO GO TOM!!!

You must have smiled at her.


Sue - Aug 28, 2007 4:44:31 pm PDT #7392 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I always thought guys tended to dress toward their lower-hanging testicle, as there's more room on that side.

The things that never occur to me.

Seriously.

I'm reminded of that line in the Shrinkage episode of Seinfeld, where Elaine says, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."


sarameg - Aug 28, 2007 4:46:14 pm PDT #7393 of 10001

Had a conversation with a coworker who inadvertantly got married while doing a dance in Benin.

Please share so it can be avoided, please. I mean, it's the stuff of goofy romance novels, not reality, and it's best to keep it that way. had those kind of reality dreams lately that take a while (sometimes hours) to recall they are brain fictions, not reality and that's awfully close to one out-there-one-not-hours except it involved Giant and I seriously had 5 minutes of panic before the waked up me woke up.


msbelle - Aug 28, 2007 4:50:01 pm PDT #7394 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

so, 6 is a little young for Harry Potter, just in case anyone was wondering.

- mom of scared boy who REFUSES TO GO TO SLEEP.


sarameg - Aug 28, 2007 4:54:10 pm PDT #7395 of 10001

JK Rowling has a lot of characters, damnit. You need a bedtime story that can vanquish them all with a single glare. A Smurltlefeg, perhaps?


megan walker - Aug 28, 2007 5:00:56 pm PDT #7396 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hmmm, my nephew started to read them at about that age, but by then he had already watched my sister and I play so much Magic that he was probably used to all manner of creatures.